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[CBGB]

Day 1
If I'm going to command this thing, it needs a faster elevator.

Day 2
Instituted the following changes:
  - Supply Guy will now stand on the bridge, instead of cowering in Engineering.
  - The 'guards' by the doors will now open them when I approach, instead of standing there while I press my nose against the panel.
  - Hot tub in the Comm Room.

Day 3
Starting to wonder if Joker is kidding about his legs.

Day 4
My shoulders are twice the width of my hips, yet there is not a single chin-up bar anywhere on the Normandy. Who ran this thing before me?

Day 5
Navigator Pressley needs serious time in the hot tub.

Day 6
Kaidan gets on my nerves. If only there were some way to get rid of him forever.

Day 7
Who are the two people at the table outside my quarters? I could've asked their names on Day 1, but now I've let it go on too long, so we just nod at each other when I pass. I'll ask Pressley.

Day 8
Pressley is useless.

Day 9
Visited Prothean ruins. They had 50,000 years to invent a faster elevator.

Day 10
Williams has a temper! Don't want trouble with her. Or Wrex.
I could totally take Garrus, though.

Day 11
Wore Hawaiian today to see if anyone would notice. Crew hardly acknowleges me.

Day 12
The Normandy is the dullest ship in the fleet. Add a weekly Quasar night and it could be a mobile retirement home.

Day 13
Fed up with Kaidan squatting outside my quarters. Assigned him to work on elevator.

Day 14
Two weeks to finally get my Spectre sticker. Put it on my helmet or the Mako?

[Hallusinaatti]

I don't understand the purpose of this.

[Darkphalanax]

It was quite funny.. I enjoyed this, specially the elevator part.. God! How I hated the elevators in ME1, the only thing usefull for the elevator was the possibility to go to the bathroom to do your needs or the kitchen to eat or drink something..