Sabariel wrote...
Not every elf I thought was creepy/ugly/whatever has this entire list, this is just a list of all the traits that I found irksome or repulsive. I also don't think every one of these traits was intended (ie: the ostrich neck, the appearance of the ears, the too-big head) but it's still present and still creeps me out.
-Freaky noses / raised nose bridge
It's really just an extended human nose, and they didn't make it a continuous nasal bridge. They did add a slight indentation/bump/whatever to the elven noses around where it meets the forehead
-Too-big eyes
I've seen people with the same thing and it didn't bug me.
-Too-thin faces
The only one that fit this that I saw was Orana, and she looks like that because she's a slave. Danarius and whats-her-name didn't exactly take care of their slaves.
-Ostrich neck
People have naturally elongated necks in our world too (myself included), and some even make their necks elongated on purpose. I've seen people who have a disproportionate head to their neck also
Frankly, I again don't see a problem with the necks because they look proportional to the head
-Balloon head
Not quite sure what you mean. Do you mean like a bloated and chubby face? If so, elves weren't the only ones to have that.
-Child/tween/too young in general-like appearance
I didn't see anyone who looked at all like that, and a youthful grace fits with the idea of them trying to regain immortality. They were said to not age in body, but in spirit. They do age in body now, but the Dalish do so at a pace that doesn't make them look their age, which is appropriate given how they remember the immortality.
Also, an elf's lifespan seems to be a few centuries given how Ilen talks about his father facing the Clayne tribes after the fall of the Dales, which happened a few centuries before Calenhad united the Clayne tribes.
-Too-skinny body
Eh, I don't see it. I bet if we were able to we could see that they have fat and muscle on their body structure. The body structure is proportional to their more narrow heads.
Plus, I have a skinny body structure myself coupled with an abnormally high metabolism.
-Ears that resemble stretched silly putty from a side-on view.
This I can agree with. I'd rather have the ears pulled back or jut out to the side in a diagonal way, not in a sideways way.
I mean, Tomwise's ears were just huge!