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[Kaiser Shepard]

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
That would indeed prove to be troublesome, not quite as troublesome as other women doing the same, but still.

Also, keep your pagan gods from my BSN, we only worship Jubileus over here.

 

Yet somehow I live. 

Pfft my gods >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a random cat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your gods.

So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

[Spanky Magoo]

33percent wrote...



lol, yeah you're right I wasn't serious when I started this thread. When I made the thread it was ****s and giggles. I just wanted to let Bioware aware that their romances were lame as hell when comparing to TW2.

 
Well then lol and here I was thinking I was contributing to an actual discussion.

[Ryzaki]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

...Nope. 

Not more scary than Ra. 

[Dhiro]

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

...Nope. 

Not more scary than Ra. 

The Invisible Pink Unicorn eats Ra with his breakfast.

[Ryzaki]

Dhiro wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

...Nope. 

Not more scary than Ra. 

The Invisible Pink Unicorn eats Ra with his breakfast.

Flying Spagetti monster makes IPU throw Ra up. 

[Omega4RelayResident]

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

...Nope. 

Not more scary than Ra. 

Erhem..... Odin....

[Dhiro]

Ryzaki wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

...Nope. 

Not more scary than Ra. 

The Invisible Pink Unicorn eats Ra with his breakfast.

Flying Spagetti monster makes IPU throw Ra up. 

Varric is my god.

I win.

[33percent]

Spanky Magoo wrote...

33percent wrote...



lol, yeah you're right I wasn't serious when I started this thread. When I made the thread it was ****s and giggles. I just wanted to let Bioware aware that their romances were lame as hell when comparing to TW2.

 
Well then lol and here I was thinking I was contributing to an actual discussion.

Well now when I read almost every page on this thread, now it is being serious so you're contributing to a actual discussion. Personally I would like serious romance in ME3, thats me I take the game serious like watching a movie, so I want the best parts in it but will it happen most likely not but it would be awesome like in TW2. 

If humanity invented the warp drive, and started to adventure outer space like in different solar systems. That will open a whole new chapter of f*cking romance. Hell if people are willing to f*ck aliens in ME what does that tell you about humans mating with aliens in real life(if we ever interacted with them).

Would humanity die out, and we just spread our genes to different aliens?

[Shadow Fox]

mynameisdanza wrote...

Bioware's romances trump anything else out there. You're just talking about the sex scenes...

BULL****! We all know SqureEnix is better.

[Dhiro]

jreezy wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...

Bioware's romances trump anything else out there. You're just talking about the sex scenes...

BULL****! We all know SqureEnix is better.

Yep. Cloud and Aerith are much better than any BioWare romance.

CloudxBarret OTP.

[Seboist]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
That would indeed prove to be troublesome, not quite as troublesome as other women doing the same, but still.

Also, keep your pagan gods from my BSN, we only worship Jubileus over here.

 

Yet somehow I live. 

Pfft my gods >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a random cat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your gods.

So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

Do you need back up against a heretic my fellow Lumen Sage?

[Kaiser Shepard]

Seboist wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...
That would indeed prove to be troublesome, not quite as troublesome as other women doing the same, but still.

Also, keep your pagan gods from my BSN, we only worship Jubileus over here.

 

Yet somehow I live. 

Pfft my gods >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a random cat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your gods.

So... erhm... wanna go out sometime? >_>

And please don't anger Jubileus; she's scary enough as it is.

Do you need back up against a heretic my fellow Lumen Sage?

Come now. You're one of a kind. If I lose you here, who's going to save the world?

[The Twilight God]

slimgrin wrote...

Omega4RelayResident wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Hey look, it's this thread again.

I really hope BioWare has enough class not to emulate the male-gaze, pandering-to-teenage-boys, soft-porn style of "romance" that Witcher 2 exemplifies. Every time somebody points to those cheesy scenes as "mature", I'm immediately clued in that the person is a) male and pretty young and/or immature. Seriously, as a woman I found those Witcher 2 scenes to be borderline offensive the way they objectified Triss, who is on full display, while simultaneously pulling the Austin Powers camera gag where Geralt's naughty bits are always obscured. And the moaning and panting soundtrack is just HILARIOUS. Seriously, kids, I'm sure you find better ****** fodder out there.

That is bullsh*t Sian and you know it. As if adults can't enjoy sex without feeling like naughty little boys and girls...seriously this prudery has to stop.  What the hell do you think sex is really like? It's not armor humping or fade to black, it's much like what TW2 shows it to be.

Dude show me one scene where anyone was wearing armor... just one.

Thats what Jack wears when she fights. You know, we all like to get dressed immediately after copulation.

You make the assumption that they actually had sex.  All they did was kiss and snuggle. No copulation occured.

As for Tali and Miranda, the actually sex part is never shown. Hence the fade to black. So I don't know where this dry humping nonsense comes from.

[slimgrin]

Fidget6 wrote...

Oh look it's this thread again.   The Witcher's "romances" are garbage. Nothing but fanservice for a bunch of adolescent boys wanting to see digitilized bewbs. 

Do I need to post my grumpy old lady pic again?

[Volus Warlord]

AAAAHH ROMANCE DISCUSSION! CANNOT PROCESS THE RETARDATION! MUST TERMINATE!

[billy the squid]

slimgrin wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

Oh look it's this thread again.   The Witcher's "romances" are garbage. Nothing but fanservice for a bunch of adolescent boys wanting to see digitilized bewbs. 

Do I need to post my grumpy old lady pic again?

Apparantly so, I left this thread over 15 hours ago and the same daft argument seems to pop up despite everything which has been said.

[Omega4RelayResident]

slimgrin wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

Oh look it's this thread again.   The Witcher's "romances" are garbage. Nothing but fanservice for a bunch of adolescent boys wanting to see digitilized bewbs. 

Do I need to post my grumpy old lady pic again?

Dude look back to page 31 and 32... the OP admits that this was a troll thread. I love that we got a rise out of that older lady though.

Modifié par Omega4RelayResident, 18 septembre 2011 - 02:46 .

[Xilizhra]

Ah, yes, the "I made myself look like an ass and so will now claim that I was trolling" defense.

[slimgrin]

Omega4RelayResident wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

Oh look it's this thread again.   The Witcher's "romances" are garbage. Nothing but fanservice for a bunch of adolescent boys wanting to see digitilized bewbs. 

Do I need to post my grumpy old lady pic again?

Dude look back to page 31 and 32... the OP admits that this was a troll thread. I love that we got a rise out of that older lady though.

I think everyone knows it's a troll thread, but sometimes beauty can blossom in the ugliest places...ok, maybe not this time.

[Volus Warlord]

ElitePinecone wrote...

Okay, a few things.

1. Romance doesn't equal nudity. You want genitalia? Go to your nearest computer.

2. Bioware have characterisation. The romance scenes don't revolve around a lady stripping for the player character. That is, there's more to the relationship than sex and titilation for the player.

3. You seem to be awfully focused on naked ladies.

4. Bioware would never, ever make two versions of the game just to put in breasts. This is a ridiculous idea.

Yes, they can probably make the romance scenes a bit less tame. But reading things on the forum that amount to "I want MOAR naked womenz because it's HAWT!!!1one" isn't exactly... encouraging.

Oh, STFU with your self righteous bs. If it was your pick, ME3 would be this.

[slimgrin]

Volus Warlord wrote...


Oh, STFU with your self righteous bs. If it was your pick, ME3 would be this.

I need to have a drink after watching that..

Modifié par slimgrin, 18 septembre 2011 - 03:05 .

[Dragoonlordz]

slimgrin wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...


Oh, STFU with your self righteous bs. If it was your pick, ME3 would be this.

I need to have a drink after watching that..

Look on the bright side at least didn't involve ponies.