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[nitefyre410]

Dragoonlordz wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...


Oh, STFU with your self righteous bs. If it was your pick, ME3 would be this.

I need to have a drink after watching that..

Look on the bright side at least didn't involve ponies.

 


Why did I click on these links .....

[Xilizhra]

See, now you know how I'd feel playing Witcher.

[Ryzaki]

Dhiro wrote...

jreezy wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...

Bioware's romances trump anything else out there. You're just talking about the sex scenes...

BULL****! We all know SqureEnix is better.

Yep. Cloud and Aerith are much better than any BioWare romance.

CloudxBarret OTP.

Pfft. ZackxSephiroth is the OTP.

[Dragoonlordz]

Ryzaki wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

jreezy wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...

Bioware's romances trump anything else out there. You're just talking about the sex scenes...

BULL****! We all know SqureEnix is better.

Yep. Cloud and Aerith are much better than any BioWare romance.

CloudxBarret OTP.

Pfft. ZackxSephiroth is the OTP.

Sorry but your all way off base...

Quina Quen x Vivi Orunitia (plays 'Baby got back' song by Sir-Mix-A lot)

x

Modifié par Dragoonlordz, 18 septembre 2011 - 04:07 .

[Volus Warlord]

slimgrin wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...


Oh, STFU with your self righteous bs. If it was your pick, ME3 would be this.

I need to have a drink after watching that..

OMG U HOMOPHOBE!

[ladyvader]

This thread is still around? Amazing.

[Siansonea]

Omega4RelayResident wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Fidget6 wrote...

Oh look it's this thread again.   The Witcher's "romances" are garbage. Nothing but fanservice for a bunch of adolescent boys wanting to see digitilized bewbs. 

Do I need to post my grumpy old lady pic again?

Dude look back to page 31 and 32... the OP admits that this was a troll thread. I love that we got a rise out of that older lady though.

I knew it was a troll thread too, Scrappy Doo. I mean, DUH. A child could spot the signs. Well, most children.

[Omega4RelayResident]

Yeah i would never buy Witcher... no need to support that company

Modifié par Omega4RelayResident, 18 septembre 2011 - 04:48 .

[slimgrin]

Omega4RelayResident wrote...

Yeah i would never buy Witcher... no need to support that company

Say what you will about The Witcher but CDPR has the best business ethic I have ever seen. There is every reason to support them.

[Omega4RelayResident]

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[Siansonea]

Omega4RelayResident wrote...

Vote for Garrus.... he only needs 90 more votes to win! uk.gamespot.com/greatest-video-game-sidekick/vote/battle-hub/index.html

Meh. Garrus is a meatbag.

[LadyofRivendell]

ladyvader wrote...

This thread is still around? Amazing.

Exactly my thoughts when I logged on this morning.

[33percent]

 

The Twilight God wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Omega4RelayResident wrote...

slimgrin wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

Hey look, it's this thread again. 

I really hope BioWare has enough class not to emulate the male-gaze, pandering-to-teenage-boys, soft-porn style of "romance" that Witcher 2 exemplifies. Every time somebody points to those cheesy scenes as "mature", I'm immediately clued in that the person is a) male and pretty young and/or immature. Seriously, as a woman I found those Witcher 2 scenes to be borderline offensive the way they objectified Triss, who is on full display, while simultaneously pulling the Austin Powers camera gag where Geralt's naughty bits are always obscured. And the moaning and panting soundtrack is just HILARIOUS. Seriously, kids, I'm sure you find better ****** fodder out there.

That is bullsh*t Sian and you know it. As if adults can't enjoy sex without feeling like naughty little boys and girls...seriously this prudery has to stop.  What the hell do you think sex is really like? It's not armor humping or fade to black, it's much like what TW2 shows it to be.

Dude show me one scene where anyone was wearing armor... just one.

Thats what Jack wears when she fights. You know, we all like to get dressed immediately after copulation.

You make the assumption that they actually had sex.  All they did was kiss and snuggle. No copulation occured.

As for Tali and Miranda, the actually sex part is never shown. Hence the fade to black. So I don't know where this dry humping nonsense comes from.

Slimgrin sumed up what I was trying to say in a few lines. All ME2 is dry humping that's it for people can't handle TW2 type of scenes.

Felidae_5 wrote...

Marionetten wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Ugh. Witcher 2 love scenes? No thanks. Just go back to ME1 please. classy, sensual and mature.

I'm really not understanding what is so sensual, classy and mature about sideboobs. Maybe I'm missing something?

Visually speaking The Witcher 2 destroys everything BioWare has ever produced. That bath scene is gorgeous to look at not only because of the characters but also due to the fantastic environments. Shagging the captain in some drab room with dimmed lights just doesn't compare. In fact, I always found those scenes exceedingly sleazy. 

this

I second this, a other reason why I made the thread. I admit that beauty of it prompted me to post the thread comparing how lame ME2 dry humping was.

[Shadow Fox]

Xilizhra wrote...

Ah, yes, the "I made myself look like an ass and so will now claim that I was trolling" defense.

Was'nt it kind of obvious he was trolling though least I thought so.

Modifié par Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke, 18 septembre 2011 - 05:24 .

[Shadow Fox]

jreezy wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...

Bioware's romances trump anything else out there. You're just talking about the sex scenes...

BULL****! We all know SqureEnix is better.

Yep. Cloud and Aerith are much better than any BioWare romance.

Nah she's Zack's girl and Cloud aint stupid enough to steal Zack's woman.
...Especially when he has the hot piece of ass known as Tifa throwing herself at him

besides Tidus/Yuna kicks that pairing's ass.

[Siansonea]

33percent wrote...
*snip*
Slimgrin sumed up what I was trying to say in a few lines. All ME2 is dry humping that's it for people can't handle TW2 type of scenes.

*snip*
I second this, a other reason why I made the thread. I admit that beauty of it prompted me to post the thread comparing how lame ME2 dry humping was.

"Can't handle TW2 type of scenes"? I'm glad you admitted that your original intent was to troll, but if you hadn't, lines like these would have erased all doubt of that. People don't like the Witcher 2 idiocy not because of the nudity or the depiction of sex, but because they're RIDICULOUS. It's not a matter of prudery. Seriously, the fact that people think this cartoonish soft-core nonsense is "mature" is just sad. It's the OPPOSITE of mature.

For what it's worth, ME2's "dry humping" is just as ridiculous. NEITHER is an example of a well-executed romance scene. A really good scene will have a point other than to let boys ogle boobies and get all hot and bothered by the girl's ooohs and aaahs of "pleasure". Soft-core porn has a point, but that point is not to forward a story, it's to give a guy a boner. Let's not kid ourselves, let's not pretend that it's about "immersion" or "showing the world" or any other stretch of the imagination. We all know why those scenes are there in the Witcher 2. I get that a lot of guys like them. Anything that titillates is going to be well-received by the titillated. And Triss certainly puts the "******" in "titillate".  Happy you got what you wanted.

Well, what if you're not the target audience for the titillation? Then it's just insulting to watch. If Mass Effect went this route, I would be insulted, because I don't need five minutes of Shepard and some girl having a quickie. If I want to see boobies, I can look in a mirror. And amazingly, hearing digital characters grunt and sigh does nothing for me whatsoever, I just find it silly.

Whatever romance scenes are present in ME3 should primarily be about conversation — what the two characters say to each other in those intimate moments — not which kama sutra positions they explore. Can there be nudity? Sure. Should there be nudity? If it's right for the scene. But beyond a certain point it's just voyeurism, and that's not what I want out of a game. I'm sure there are plenty of other games like that for the people who want it. And there's always, you know, actual PORN for people who want that.

What would crack me the hell up, though, is if Mass Effect 3 DID do this Witcher 2 type of thing—for all the romances. That's right, even the m/m ones. The backlash would be epic, and hilarious. And I would lol, truly I would lol. For I know that many of the people lauding the "maturity" of TW2's stupidity would be the same ones decrying the gratuity of Shepard's man-on-man action. A knee-slapping good time, that would be, and almost worth having to sit through those protracted digital "romance" scenes.

[slimgrin]

I just think Bioware needs to grow a pair when it comes to mature content.

[LordMandalore]

Dhiro wrote...

COME AT ME BRO

And yes, sex scenes make a game deep and mature. That's why people like Origins so much.

DRY HUMPING OR DEATH

I remember why I don't come here anymore now.

[Xilizhra]

What would crack me the hell up, though, is if Mass Effect 3 DID do this Witcher 2 type of thing—for all the romances. That's right, even the m/m ones. The backlash would be epic, and hilarious. And I would lol, truly I would lol. For I know that many of the people lauding the "maturity" of TW2's stupidity would be the same ones decrying the gratuity of Shepard's man-on-man action. A knee-slapping good time, that would be, and almost worth having to sit through those protracted digital "romance" scenes.

Actually, I support this.

[Shadow Fox]

Xilizhra wrote...

What would crack me the hell up, though, is if Mass Effect 3 DID do this Witcher 2 type of thing—for all the romances. That's right, even the m/m ones. The backlash would be epic, and hilarious. And I would lol, truly I would lol. For I know that many of the people lauding the "maturity" of TW2's stupidity would be the same ones decrying the gratuity of Shepard's man-on-man action. A knee-slapping good time, that would be, and almost worth having to sit through those protracted digital "romance" scenes.

Actually, I support this.

A-A-Are you one of "THEM"?!

[Xilizhra]

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

What would crack me the hell up, though, is if Mass Effect 3 DID do this Witcher 2 type of thing—for all the romances. That's right, even the m/m ones. The backlash would be epic, and hilarious. And I would lol, truly I would lol. For I know that many of the people lauding the "maturity" of TW2's stupidity would be the same ones decrying the gratuity of Shepard's man-on-man action. A knee-slapping good time, that would be, and almost worth having to sit through those protracted digital "romance" scenes.

Actually, I support this.

A-A-Are you one of "THEM"?!

Yes. I'm a harbinger of the Agenda of homosexual dominance. Today video games, tomorrow the world!

[Shadow Fox]

Xilizhra wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

Xilizhra wrote...

What would crack me the hell up, though, is if Mass Effect 3 DID do this Witcher 2 type of thing—for all the romances. That's right, even the m/m ones. The backlash would be epic, and hilarious. And I would lol, truly I would lol. For I know that many of the people lauding the "maturity" of TW2's stupidity would be the same ones decrying the gratuity of Shepard's man-on-man action. A knee-slapping good time, that would be, and almost worth having to sit through those protracted digital "romance" scenes.

Actually, I support this.

A-A-Are you one of "THEM"?!

Yes. I'm a harbinger of the Agenda of homosexual dominance. Today video games, tomorrow the world!

So you're not a crazed yaoi fangirl that stalks fanfiction sites?What a relief!

[Xilizhra]

Well, I do support hot explicit mansex for the benefit of those who want it, and the rage of those who couldn't abide it.

[Ryzaki]

Dragoonlordz wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Dhiro wrote...

jreezy wrote...

Arcane Warrior Mage Hawke wrote...

mynameisdanza wrote...

Bioware's romances trump anything else out there. You're just talking about the sex scenes...

BULL****! We all know SqureEnix is better.

Yep. Cloud and Aerith are much better than any BioWare romance.

CloudxBarret OTP.

Pfft. ZackxSephiroth is the OTP.

Sorry but your all way off base...

Quina Quen x Vivi Orunitia (plays 'Baby got back' song by Sir-Mix-A lot)

x

Of course! How could I forget this! 

[Dragoonlordz]

Siansonea II wrote...

33percent wrote...
*snip*
Slimgrin sumed up what I was trying to say in a few lines. All ME2 is dry humping that's it for people can't handle TW2 type of scenes.

*snip*
I second this, a other reason why I made the thread. I admit that beauty of it prompted me to post the thread comparing how lame ME2 dry humping was.

blahblahblah

Sorry but the debates we had half way through this thread I'm guessing you forgot or simply playing ignorant, a lot of people including myself showed the fallacy of your ways but you were so enraged I guess you skipped over the logic and reality in favour of vitriol and misconceptions especially from arrogant people who haven't even played it like yourself imposing your own personal bias onto something you haven't played.