jaxsbudgie wrote...
virumor wrote...
A longsword is a two-handed sword for small characters. But in 3.5 edition there's the "Monkey grip" feat that allows a small character to use a large weapon in one hand, albeit at a penalty. Technically with this feat they should also be able to wield two-handed weapons, which are giant weapons for them.
That was it! Still it's like the equivalent of a human wielding a ... a ... I don't even know ... a sword like Cloud Strife (sp?) wields, which is ridiculous.
morbidest2 wrote...
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bigger than Sarevok's whole slightly dead body. Just think of her as
another form of Yoda with a light saber, or Korgan duel wielding
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Probably also worth mentioning I don't like good characters. So Mazzy just embodies everything I dislike about Baldur's Gate and Dungeons and Dragons in general - small goodies - they sound like sweets, and I can't see a troupe of sweets taking down Jon Irenicus, apart from maybe giving him enamel erosion.
(Also I didn't like Yoda)
Doesn't it depend on what kind of sweet they are? Just think of a band of the best dark chocolate truffles ripping their way thru SoA/ToB.

Of course Viconia is more like a lemon tart, Korgan bitter licorice with moose droppings, Jan a turnip upside down cake (properly aged for at least a week), Edward stale peanut brittle, HaerDalis hard candy with an absinthe core, Sarevok an all day sucker left overnight in a bucket of sour Baalor Ale. etc... See, even an evil party could be tasty.
"Ah, just smell that good cooking"
It is a mild pity that our partys apparently live solely off of C-rations or MREs, or the occasional enemy corpse or berserk chicken if your PC is a half-orc. But about the only provisions you can EQUIP your party with is Baalor Ale or good berries. You would think the Adventurers Mart would have a bakery section, or that all those rangers could shoot a deer every now and then.

.It's no wonder that in ToB Nalia and Imoen see the Slayer roaming the halls at night looking for cookies. Even the embodiment of murder deserves better than beans and beef jerky night after night.
Modifié par morbidest2, 20 septembre 2011 - 02:36 .