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Golden Owl

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Collider wrote...

The asari are considered the most attractive race in the galaxy, surprising absolutely no one.

But their.........blue...:huh:

Seriously though, that's kind of a hard question, as each species would be hard wired (as a general rule) to find their own kind the most attractive.

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Subsect of krogan sexual deviants enjoy human "squishiness"...

:blush:

Modifié par Pockles, 21 septembre 2011 - 06:30 .


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Biotic Sage

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Golden Owl wrote...

Collider wrote...

The asari are considered the most attractive race in the galaxy, surprising absolutely no one.

But their.........blue...:huh:

Seriously though, that's kind of a hard question, as each species would be hard wired (as a general rule) to find their own kind the most attractive.


You're being polite.  It is an impossible question because of exactly what you just pointed out haha.

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Pockles wrote...

Subsect of krogan sexual deviants enjoy human "squishiness"...

:blush:

It's the 'funny lumps'.

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SandTrout wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Subsect of krogan sexual deviants enjoy human "squishiness"...

:blush:

It's the 'funny lumps'.


"Funny bumps"

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marshalleck wrote...

Belisarius09 wrote...

"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"

sounds like something an ugly person would say


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Wait a minute....isn't blue also the color of dead people?....:blink:.....Implications Unpleasent....:crying:

But then again according to those 'Who is your favorie LI' Threads...I like them green and scaly or brown and scaly....so who am I to talk...:D

Modifié par Golden Owl, 21 septembre 2011 - 06:47 .


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Golden Owl wrote...

Wait a minute....isn't blue also the color of dead people?....:blink:.....Implications Unpleasent....:crying:

But then again according to those 'Who is your favorie LI' Threads...I like them green and scaly or brown and scaly....so who am I to talk...:D

This topic actually came up when I was RPing in NWN2 a little bit ago. My tiefling brought up the point that the existence of Genasi proves that if it exists, some human will find a way to **** it.

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Turians aren't scaly, they're leathery. And cuddly, and awesome.

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leonia42 wrote...
Turians aren't scaly, they're leathery. And cuddly, and awesome.


Awesome yes, but cuddly?

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"I never thought I'd find peace in the arms of a turian.."

Mm, derailing threads is my specialty.

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Asari are not liked for their looks. Mordin speculates that it's something neural-chemical. Maybe they emit some kind of mental waves that fool the minds of the observers that they see something very attractive.

Garrus: "I'm not going to pretend I've got a fetish for humans..."

(Normal turians aren't attracted to humans. It's a rare sexual deviation, and Garrus doesn't suffer from it.)

Mordin: If intended to try human, would try you.

(But I'm never going to try a human. That's not even within the realm of possibility. Attraction nonexistent.)

Gatatog Uvenk: No Gatatog would ever order you about as this repulsive alien dares to!

(I especially love this one. Even the krogan find us repulsive.)

So, yeah. I'm pretty sure that humans are attractive....to other humans. We are never going to take over the galaxy the way asari managed to. This method is not for us. We will find another way.

Modifié par laecraft, 21 septembre 2011 - 09:06 .


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lol! If Asari are attractive to most other species (and don´t do any brainmeddiling -> discussion in the bar) than human women are probably considered goodlooking too.

Buuuut.... human men on the other hand... crippled bulky hairy male versions of an otherwise not-so-ugly species?
XD

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agonis wrote...

lol! If Asari are attractive to most other species (and don´t do any brainmeddiling -> discussion in the bar) than human women are probably considered goodlooking too.


What are you talking about? Asari look NOTHING like Humans! Asari look like Blue Turians!

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Rojahar wrote...

agonis wrote...

lol! If Asari are attractive to most other species (and don´t do any brainmeddiling -> discussion in the bar) than human women are probably considered goodlooking too.


What are you talking about? Asari look NOTHING like Humans! Asari look like Blue Turians!


I never saw a blue female Turian (I HOPE!). So I have to believe you...

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SandTrout wrote...

marshalleck wrote...

Belisarius09 wrote...

"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"

sounds like something an ugly person would say

True in this case, though.

true dat,but it would remain as something they say, not actually believe. Ff they had to chose between someone who looks like the backend of a horse, or someone who looks like mister/miss universe, they'd go for the latter any day.

that's just how people are:innocent:

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Siansonea II wrote...

Young human women, reminiscent of asari, might be viewed as somewhat "exotic" to other species. A pink/orange/brown asari with weird fringe "hair" instead of tentacles. But human males would probably look like weirdly bulky, misshapen asari and probably not very shagadelic to the discerning alien xenosexual connoisseur.

Somehow this made me LOL:lol::lol::lol: very hard during class, prof walked up to me, and i showed it to him, now he's laughing his ass off.

We were just discussing 
zoophiliacs, and other paraphiliacs :wizard:

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Humans are attractive to asari and quarians, from what we can tell in-game. Humanoid species like other humanoid species. Other species? Not quite as much.

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ReconTeam wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
Turians aren't scaly, they're leathery. And cuddly, and awesome.


Awesome yes, but cuddly?

Barrus will cuddle your women.

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I am asexual.

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Belisarius09 wrote...

"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"



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Sexy, right?

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marshalleck

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Haventh wrote...

Belisarius09 wrote...

"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"



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Sexy, right?

tentacles :wub:

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marshalleck wrote...

Haventh wrote...

Belisarius09 wrote...

"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"



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Sexy, right?

tentacles :wub:


It's what happens when instead of melding, you splice krogan and asari genes to make a hybrid.

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laecraft wrote...

Asari are not liked for their looks. Mordin speculates that it's something neural-chemical. Maybe they emit some kind of mental waves that fool the minds of the observers that they see something very attractive.

Garrus: "I'm not going to pretend I've got a fetish for humans..."

(Normal turians aren't attracted to humans. It's a rare sexual deviation, and Garrus doesn't suffer from it.)

Mordin: If intended to try human, would try you.

(But I'm never going to try a human. That's not even within the realm of possibility. Attraction nonexistent.)

Gatatog Uvenk: No Gatatog would ever order you about as this repulsive alien dares to!

(I especially love this one. Even the krogan find us repulsive.)

So, yeah. I'm pretty sure that humans are attractive....to other humans. We are never going to take over the galaxy the way asari managed to. This method is not for us. We will find another way.


Femshep hits on everyone. Saucy.

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They are Mass Effect's answer to Star Trek's green space babes.

Asari are simply a race for boys to oogle and fantasize about. There is no "reason" that asari are viewed as attractive while humans are not. It would be hard to have a jack of all trades **** reputation if only humans found them attractive. Even races who don't experience lust (salarians), races that think 2 eyes are hideous (batarians) and dinosaurs (krogan) who aren't even the same general shape and size are into asari. I must reiterate, fiction does not require logic or consistency.