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KenKenpachi wrote...

he's squiward, 


Come again? :huh:

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SkittlesKat96 wrote...
Also he's a sponge.


From my reading you're kind of a jerk yourself.  Quitcherwhinin' and move to Squidville or something. 

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marshalleck wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

he's squiward, 


Come again? :huh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants#Main_cast

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koopaonfire wrote...

marshalleck wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

he's squiward, 


Come again? :huh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants#Main_cast

Oh, I see. Reference to a TV show for children, that explains why I missed it.

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marshalleck wrote...

Oh, I see. Reference to a TV show for children, that explains why I missed it.

SpongeBob was amazing, dude. Until recently. I watched it all the time in the late 90s / early 00s before I became a teenager.

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koopaonfire wrote...

marshalleck wrote...

Oh, I see. Reference to a TV show for children, that explains why I missed it.

SpongeBob was amazing, dude. Until recently. I watched it all the time in the late 90s / early 00s before I became a teenager.



Pft me and my friends watched even when we were teenagers. Hell I'm not shamed to say I watch it now every so often.

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Creature 1 wrote...

SkittlesKat96 wrote...
Also he's a sponge.


From my reading you're kind of a jerk yourself.  Quitcherwhinin' and move to Squidville or something. 


Actually I did try that once but it was too boring for me and I ended up being chased by an angry mob.

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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
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Seriously though, your life doesn't sound terrible. At least you had a sister and father whereas other people don't have anything. I agree though, the OP is over exaggerating and he could easily report this guy to the police. It's that or he should go and beat this guy up. Though I think the first option is the more sensible one because this guy sounds like one of those guys who WANTS to be beaten up so he can report it to the police and get the guy who smacked his face into trouble.

Better yet, tell me where he lives and I'll come and kill him. PM me OP.

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Elton John is dead wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
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Seriously though, your life doesn't sound terrible. At least you had a sister and father whereas other people don't have anything. I agree though, the OP is over exaggerating and he could easily report this guy to the police. It's that or he should go and beat this guy up. Though I think the first option is the more sensible one because this guy sounds like one of those guys who WANTS to be beaten up so he can report it to the police and get the guy who smacked his face into trouble.

Better yet, tell me where he lives and I'll come and kill him. PM me OP.


oooh, can I come? I've been wanting to try out this dirk I have.

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Sure. The more the merrier.

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suh-weet.

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Oh WHAAAAAAAAA!

Whiny **** *****es. Grow the **** up.

You're life is a walk in the park. It's sad you're too stupid to know it. You have friends. You have a job. You have a place to live. You have food and enough extra cash to smoke weed. You don't have any problems that aren't your own damn fault.

As for your nemesis Robert sounds to me you're getting exactly what you deserve. You got a chance to do the right thing and you wussied out. If you weren't such a pathetic little twerp he'd be in jail right now.

Grow some balls for Christ's sake.

Modifié par UrkOfGreyhawk, 22 septembre 2011 - 05:05 .


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Everyone knows LIFE SUCKS!
Cool story bro!
U mad bro?
Deal with it!
Get over it!

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yea, lifes sucks, not like we don't know that by now. better get used to it and try to make the best of it buddy

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As my grandpa used to say: life is hard, and you can make it a lot harder.

I'll just leave it at that. I won't coddle you - and no one else should, either.

EDIT: Oh, I see. So you made up a ridiculous story using the names of Spongebob characters. I'd call you pathetic, but your trolling attempt was a success - so the joke's on us. <_<

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Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

Everyone knows LIFE SUCKS!
Cool story bro!
U mad bro?
Deal with it!
Get over it!


My life doesn't suck. I get meals three times a day, have clothes to keep me warm, getting an education, and a girlfriend that very much likes me. Sure I can get flustered sometimes (don't we all?), but it's hard to make me upset and lose my temper. I rarely shout. When I do get upset, I have a pretty good reason.

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Best troll ever.

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I've seen better, but I applaud the OP nonetheless - now I regret not watching SpongeBob more often.

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Your life sucks?

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.



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Just talk to him.

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Guess I need to watch spongebob some time. :-\\

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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

Your life sucks?

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.


Religious- ****ing stupid idea 

Loving your Sister- You either need help or need to tell her, in Egyption times they allowed it, If you REALLY REALLY love her you may as well get with her, it's a very morally confusing descision but as I said above...

Darth Vader... lololol

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KenKenpachi wrote...

koopaonfire wrote...

marshalleck wrote...

Oh, I see. Reference to a TV show for children, that explains why I missed it.

SpongeBob was amazing, dude. Until recently. I watched it all the time in the late 90s / early 00s before I became a teenager.



Pft me and my friends watched even when we were teenagers. Hell I'm not shamed to say I watch it now every so often.


the spongebob movie was AWESOME

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Another "life sucks thread" in BSN and how the hell Spongebob got into it?