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#51
DarkDragon777

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He sounds like a completely just and kind man. You should feel bad.

#52
Jestina

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Wait until you get my age, then you'll have something legit to cry about.

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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Someone said something about attraction to her sister! ... I have to say 'get a life'. Do you really want to LOVE your sister? be compassionate to her and find a girlfriend for yourself.

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Anyone who tells their life story on a forum full of people they don't know deserves every stupid ridicule and meme thrown at them.
Does my life suck?
Yes.
Does anyone here need to know about it?
Hell No.
Besides its not nearly as complicated.
I need a job and have a hard time finding one.
OH people please feel sorry for me *rolls eyes*

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jacquesct wrote...

Best troll ever.


Whats funny is how ****ing obvious both of them are, and people just read a  small bit of it and go


OH **** YOU ITS CAPS LOCK TIME NOW!!!!!


I worry about those that don't get it, It would be easy to Con you out of your homes I'ld wager.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 22 septembre 2011 - 09:33 .


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If he has a garage, break into his house and compromise the door opening mechanism while his car is inside. If he starts his car and is unable to get the door open, he will eventually die of carbon monoxide poisoning.

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koopaonfire wrote...

SkittlesKat96 wrote...

Well you don't know the situation like I do.

This guy isn't alone, he has friends too. One of them is named Patrick and he is an even bigger imbecile than Robert and if Robert has a scheme he'll always blindly follow it because they are best friends.

Robert also has a vicious pet called Gary.

"Also, he's a sponge."

Bob is a nickname for Robert. SpongeRobert. SpongeBob. Gary. Patrick.

Well played, Squidward.



I knew it. I just knew this was a Spongebob thread.

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You guys who say "my life sucks" are all a bunch of attention-wh0re emo kids.

Modifié par Luc0s, 22 septembre 2011 - 11:57 .


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Well now, this thread is a gift that keeps on giving, isn't it? I wonder how many more will fall for the OP's ruse before the end. LOL.

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KenKenpachi wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

*snip*



Touche, sir, Touche. Minus you didn't know it was your sister, till you ran into your old Teacher and killed your dad's boss. Oh I know your Criminal past, and about all of those who died on that military base when you Overloaded the Reactor.

And don't think I've forgiven your friend for knocking me into that pit, when I was trying to shoot you outside the jail >>

Well the other jail, where your sister killed my Temp Employer.


None of this would ever have happened had my uncle just let me go with my friends to buy power converters instead of going to get robots from those travelling midgets. :/

Your life was pretty sucky too, right? I mean, you didn't even have a mother, but your dad had so many kids it was like a ****ing army in the end.

Modifié par Shadow of Light Dragon, 23 septembre 2011 - 12:37 .


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jacquesct wrote...

Best troll ever.



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Jedi Sentinel Arian wrote...

Someone said something about attraction to her sister! ... I have to say 'get a life'. Do you really want to LOVE your sister? be compassionate to her and find a girlfriend for yourself.


you should've read the last few lines of that post, Mr. Jedi. Posted Image

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This thread is kinda epic.

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KenKenpachi wrote...

I worry about those that don't get it, It would be easy to Con you out of your homes I'ld wager.


To be fair, not everyone has watched Spongebob (like me) or Star Wars (they exist). :P

Calling someone a sponge can very easily be taken in a non-literal way (eg. sponging off one's friends/parents), and thus taken seriously. I didn't catch on something was up until the OP mentioned 'Gary' in a following post, and I still didn't know it was a Spongebob reference.

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I never did like SpongeBob all that much, so I rarely ever watched it.

The Star Wars post, however, I should've spotted immediately - seeing as to how I've watched and re-watched the movies a hundred times over. I should be ashamed of myself.

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The Star Wars one is a good one (and not written by me, I might add). First time I read it I was totally sucked in until the last line. XD Had to read it all over again after that.

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At first I was confused how this turned into a pissing contest of who's life sucks the most, now I feel dumb I didn't catch what was going on right away. >_<

Modifié par Fidget6, 23 septembre 2011 - 07:17 .


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There are people who've never seen Star Wars? Where are all one or two of them? They must be enlightened!

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I'm pretty sure Patrick has never seen it. He lives under a rock, after all.

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koopaonfire wrote...

SkittlesKat96 wrote...

Well you don't know the situation like I do.

This guy isn't alone, he has friends too. One of them is named Patrick and he is an even bigger imbecile than Robert and if Robert has a scheme he'll always blindly follow it because they are best friends.

Robert also has a vicious pet called Gary.

"Also, he's a sponge."

Bob is a nickname for Robert. SpongeRobert. SpongeBob. Gary. Patrick.

Well played, Squidward.

*makes the connection*

Oh my gosh,

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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

KenKenpachi wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

*snip*



Touche, sir, Touche. Minus you didn't know it was your sister, till you ran into your old Teacher and killed your dad's boss. Oh I know your Criminal past, and about all of those who died on that military base when you Overloaded the Reactor.

And don't think I've forgiven your friend for knocking me into that pit, when I was trying to shoot you outside the jail >>

Well the other jail, where your sister killed my Temp Employer.


None of this would ever have happened had my uncle just let me go with my friends to buy power converters instead of going to get robots from those travelling midgets. :/

Your life was pretty sucky too, right? I mean, you didn't even have a mother, but your dad had so many kids it was like a ****ing army in the end.



Yeah plus a cop cut his head off, my dad I mean, then another cop raped my wife, and I killed him, took up a job being a bounty hunter, My daughter keeps trying to kill me, now my grand daughter. Then thanks to your friend I'm coverd in hideous scares,  Oh yes and your gang stole my ship, which I had to steal back after my other ship got shot down...and your friend almost killed me twice, oh yeah and I can't go to the world I run as a Virus is there that will kill me on contact now...so yeah..

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Not an appropriate topic of conversation in our community. Maybe if it didn't name names and didn't have all the profanity and spam.

End of line.