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I think we should join the Reapers.


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SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE ARRIVAL!

but in all seriousness, I'd rather have my freedom and live than die or be a slave

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Valdrane78 wrote...

Neverdyne wrote...



+ They are immortal. Organic species, who achieved eternal lives. Is that not what sapient species desire? Would you not choose immortality over a meaningless (in the grand scale of time, a.k.a. billions of years) temporal life? The ultimate "life" goal.


Yeah if you can call sleeping for 50K years and waking for for a few decades living.  And what do they do when they wake up, genocide.  No more love, no more laughing, no more walkign outsid ein the rain with bare feet.  No sex, no more tacos.

All they do is exist, if that is what immortality is, then you can have it.  I'd rather be dead.


THIS HURTS YOU

Modifié par Cpt-Kirrahe, 27 septembre 2011 - 05:51 .


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So when do you turn into a husk OP? How far after this stage?

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OP will be a mini-boss in ME3.

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ReconTeam wrote...

So when do you turn into a husk OP? How far after this stage?


I think we'll know around the time we see him typing ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL over and over again

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darthnick427 wrote...
I think we'll know around the time we see him typing ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL over and over again


Okay, so it becomes legal to shoot him then? Damn Space-Geneva Convention.

Modifié par ReconTeam, 27 septembre 2011 - 06:01 .


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This is the ultimate troll thread, because it is guaranteed to elicit an emotional response from ALL HUMANS.

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Comsky159 wrote...

Someone's been indoctrinated.



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Biotic Sage wrote...

This is the ultimate troll thread, because it is guaranteed to elicit an emotional response from ALL HUMANS.


So he can select us out from the other indoctrinated husks and murder us no doubt!

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ReconTeam wrote...

darthnick427 wrote...
I think we'll know around the time we see him typing ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL over and over again


Okay, so it becomes legal to shoot him then? Damn Space-Geneva Convention.


Don't worry it's legal if he has blue glowing eyes and wires coming out of him....basically the Saren look.

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ReconTeam wrote...

Biotic Sage wrote...

This is the ultimate troll thread, because it is guaranteed to elicit an emotional response from ALL HUMANS.


So he can select us out from the other indoctrinated husks and murder us no doubt!


The evil genius of it...

...my god...

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Screw the Reapers. Join me instead. I bake awesome cookies. They are the pinnacle of culinary perfection. Your taste buds couldn't even begin to understand their level of deliciousness.

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AdmiralCheez wrote...
Screw the Reapers. Join me instead. I bake awesome cookies. They are the pinnacle of culinary perfection. Your taste buds couldn't even begin to understand their level of deliciousness.


It just wouldn't compare to what is on the reaper menu. Have you ever tasted a Reaper Murdershake™. It's made of people, and it's delicious! Did you really think those stasis pods/people grinders only had one purpose?

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SandTrout wrote...

Allowing ourselves to become a Reaper is not ensuring our immortality, it is ensuring out extinction.


It is only the extinction of modern man. His lineage will live on.

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Saphra Deden wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Allowing ourselves to become a Reaper is not ensuring our immortality, it is ensuring out extinction.


It is only the extinction of modern man. His lineage will live on.


How do you figure? 

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Screw the Reapers. Join me instead. I bake awesome cookies. They are the pinnacle of culinary perfection. Your taste buds couldn't even begin to understand their level of deliciousness.


This sounds strangely farmilar....O_O 

You won't trick me again GLaDOS! The cake was a lie! So are the cookies!

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They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!

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Ricinator wrote...

wouldn't it be interesting if it were an option

 


yes it would be and it would make this thread  have a point to it

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Saphra Deden wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Allowing ourselves to become a Reaper is not ensuring our immortality, it is ensuring out extinction.


It is only the extinction of modern man. His lineage will live on.



true but once  humans are turned into reaper then thats it  there's no more options for advancement

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Think of it. What is the purpose of our civilization? What is the purpose of technological and social progress? Is it to make our lives eternal?

No - think of brain-dead patients artificially kept alive to see why unqualified "eternal life" is not what you want.

To know all there is to know about the universe?

That implies that it's possible to know everything about the universe, which I think is unlikely. Effective one would arbitrarily decide that a given level of understanding of the universe is "all there is to know" and stop looking any further - remember when heliocentrism was all there was to know about the universe?

To reach perfect harmony in our existence?

That too vague and new age to meaningfully discuss.

Don't we, deep inside, wish to not be alone?

Hang on, what? Please provide some statistics to back that up; otherwise I'll go with common sense and assume that people are not desperate for an alien invasion.

The Reapers are the answer, they are giving us a shortcut to achieving every civilization's ultimate goals.

Well, there Reapers would be the answer if those above assumptions were true AND one completely ignored cost/benefit considerations.

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

How do you figure? 


I'm not in the kind of mood where I spell things out for stupid people.

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Saphra Deden wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

How do you figure? 


I'm not in the kind of mood where I spell things out for stupid people.


Wow...I think this is the biggest d*ck comment I've seen today. Well done.

What I mean is, how do you figure that becoming a Reaper is the "lineage of modern man?"

But I guess I'm too stupid to understand so of course you needn't condescend to explain your utterly enigmatic statement.

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Is OP a Nihilist, a Pragmatist, a Technocrat, an Existentialist, or an Optimist?

He's definitely not a humanist.

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bucyrus5000 wrote...

Is OP a Nihilist, a Pragmatist, a Technocrat, an Existentialist, or an Optimist?

He's definitely not a humanist.

nah, i think he's just a Trollerist

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Saphra Deden wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Allowing ourselves to become a Reaper is not ensuring our immortality, it is ensuring out extinction.


It is only the extinction of modern man. His lineage will live on.

Reaperized humans as Übermensch? lol
Nietzsche just puked a little in his grave.