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How will Conrad Verner die this time?


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Zakatak757

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Not sure if you guys pay attention to the newscasts in ME, but if you scare him off in either game:

ME1: News report says he picked a fight with a large group of turians and was beaten to death as a result.
ME2: Tried to hijack a vehicle, fell off the car, hit multiple vehicles on the way to the ground, and landed in a protein vat.

How creative can BW be this time?

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Landline

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Tries to singlehandedly defeat a Reaper in a lightly armed cargo freighter.

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Skullheart

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Ehh... he never tried to hijack a bus, he tried to capture transient youths hitching a ride on top of a bus.

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Sudsaroo

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Pisses Jack off. Or tries to make sexy time with a varren, but gets caught by his wife, who then proceeds to kill him with his framed picture of Shepard.

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Skullheart

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Maybe the tentalce of a reaper lands on him. Crushing him with the ground.

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lovgreno

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Conrad Verner can not die. His inner badass will protect him.

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Swimming Ferret

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He'll be strangled to death by a Hanar.

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Anwarddyn

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Killed by a biotic Volus.

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lovgreno

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He falls into a plothole and dissapears. Oh wait, that already happened to paragon Conrad in ME2...

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CroGamer002

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PS3 ME2 fan: Who?

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Kyakan

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Mesina2 wrote...

PS3 ME2 fan: Who?

He's killed by an owl?

*ba-dum chhh*

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CroGamer002

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Anyway, on topic.


I think he'll join Alliance and get himself killed petty fast.

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naledgeborn

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Blood loss. He shot himself in the foot.

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NitroDuck

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I actually hope that Conrad will surprise us all with his so far unseen combat skills.

Modifié par NitroDuck, 28 septembre 2011 - 10:25 .


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JediHealerCosmin

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Wouldn't be surprised if he makes a suicide run on a Reaper and actually saves Shepard's ass. 

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Lilunebrium

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JediHealerCosmin wrote...

Wouldn't be surprised if he makes a suicide run on a Reaper and actually saves Shepard's ass. 


Probably something like this. I suspect BioWare gets all sneaky and kills him off in a way that just tugs at our hearts.

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You're both close. Here's how it goes down:

The Reaper Fleet invades the Earth.

Like a Celtic warrior of old, completely naked save for a thin coat of woad, a screaming Conrad Verner charges them armed only with a crude club.

Those Reapers who are neither wise nor fast enough to flee are of course smashed to bits. Conrad saves the galaxy.

At his victory party, after Conrad has ravished the entire asari population in celebration, he chokes to death on an errant olive pit.

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Conrad kills a thousand husks then explodes due to his awesomeness.

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Anwarddyn wrote...

Killed by a biotic Volus.


A biotic god?

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Anwarddyn

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Tonymac wrote...

Anwarddyn wrote...

Killed by a biotic Volus.


A biotic god?


That would be the one :devil:

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Zakatak757 wrote...

Not sure if you guys pay attention to the newscasts in ME, but if you scare him off in either game:

ME1: News report says he picked a fight with a large group of turians and was beaten to death as a result.
ME2: Tried to hijack a vehicle, fell off the car, hit multiple vehicles on the way to the ground, and landed in a protein vat.

How creative can BW be this time?


Actually, I'd like to have Conrad Verner as a temporary squad-member in ME3.
Why?

Because you can show him it's not a walk in the park being a Spectre. Besides that, there is an opportunity Verner dies while trying to save Shepard. I'd like to see something like that: Conrad becoming a hero in the end.

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Tries to attack a reaper in a gunship, which is destroyed throwing him towards the ground, hitting a half dozen ships on the way down before landing in a substation and being electrocuted. The substation explodes launching him into the air again where he is vaporized by a reaper beam, his ashes being sucked into the intake of a gunship, causing it to crash in a spectacular fireball. Then the reaper gets destroyed and lands on the wreckage before it's eezo core goes critical and leaves a crater the size of North America in the planet.

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JRCHOharry

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Death by vending machine! How pointlessly tragic.

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CroGamer002

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JRCHOharry wrote...

Death by vending machine! How pointlessly tragic.


Vending machine in Mass Effect?!


RETCON! MY IMMERSION IS RUINED!!!

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His wife kills him. Actually, screw Conrad, where's his wife!?