Petty Little Annoyances
#1
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 12:26
Here's a few to begin with. Please add your own. I may add more if this post gets any action.
- Shep's goofy face when she tries Rupert's calamari gumbo
- You'd think Shep's SR1 helmet would be be more prominently displayed in her cabin after retrieving it from the crash site
- Pink Armour (c'mon...really?)
- Insert Disk Two
- The cabs/space cars on Illium look like flying mittens
- Why is Sgt Kafka still using a Zippo to light his cigarette in the 23rd century...why are they still smoking for that matter?
- How come Garrus's new armour (after gaing his loyalty) has damage in the same place he got hit by the gunship in his recruitment mission?
~shrugs~
Add more if you want to.
#2
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 03:39
CmndrFisher wrote...
- Shep's goofy face when she tries Rupert's calamari gumbo
That was Shepard learning why you don't trust a cook who cleans the toilets and then fails to wash his hands.
You'd think Shep's SR1 helmet would be be more prominently displayed in her cabin after retrieving it from the crash site
To do so would be bad Feng Shui
- Pink Armour (c'mon...really?)
Hey! When you invade that fuzzy planet Joker mentioned you'll be glad to have the appropriate camoflague!
- Insert Disk Two
It just isn't Mass Effect without some kind of insertion.
- Why is Sgt Kafka still using a Zippo to light his cigarette in the 23rd century...why are they still smoking for that matter?
Smoking makes you look cool.
-alternative-
Batarians don't die from smoking in the Mass Effect universe, they die from Shepard's smoking rifle.
- How come Garrus's new armour (after gaing his loyalty) has damage in the same place he got hit by the gunship in his recruitment mission?
Garrus Vakarian's armor wasn't damaged by the rocket. It was damaged by the fact that no armor can handle Garrus Vakarian.
#3
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 03:52
Because hanar have a bitter aftertaste.CmndrFisher wrote...
- Shep's goofy face when she tries Rupert's calamari gumbo
How more prominent can you get then sitting out in the open?- You'd think Shep's SR1 helmet would be be more prominently displayed in her cabin after retrieving it from the crash site
That's the default femShep armor right?- Pink Armour (c'mon...really?)
Fortunately don't have to deal with that myselfInsert Disk Two
Gotta give you that. Doesn't bother me.- The cabs/space cars on Illium look like flying mittens
That's a plasma lighter. And cigarettes cure cancer in the future.- Why is Sgt Kafka still using a Zippo to light his cigarette in the 23rd century...why are they still smoking for that matter?
He just paints it with some Krylon he got at Citadel-Mart- How come Garrus's new armour (after gaing his loyalty) has damage in the same place he got hit by the gunship in his recruitment mission?
Adding more.... hmmm
-Shepard could have come up with something better to say to Ash on Horizon. "It's been too long." He did deserve the reaction he got from her after that line.
-Garrus calibrating the guns endlessly instead of having more dialogue.
-Kasumi dressed in her standard armor going to Hock's party, when Shepard has to wear a suit.
#4
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 04:59
Rupert got confused between tentacles, and testicles.CmndrFisher wrote...
- Shep's goofy face when she tries Rupert's calamari gumbo
I's have it sitting upside down on the coffee table, and holding peanuts.- You'd think Shep's SR1 helmet would be be more prominently displayed in her cabin after retrieving it from the crash site
Ugly Shepard looks quite manly in it.- Pink Armour (c'mon...really?)
Buy a real PC, and not a tinker toy thats pretending not to be one.- Insert Disk Two
Incorrect. They look like electric shavers.- The cabs/space cars on Illium look like flying mittens
He's a retro hipster.- Why is Sgt Kafka still using a Zippo to light his cigarette in the 23rd century...why are they still smoking for that matter?
He forgot to adjust the parameters on the replicator.- How come Garrus's new armour (after gaing his loyalty) has damage in the same place he got hit by the gunship in his recruitment mission?
#5
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 07:09
Wait for it....
Keep waiting for it....
Haters gonna hate.
*Splodes*
#6
Guest_Fibonacci_*
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 03:28
Guest_Fibonacci_*
Butt cheeks that slide down the characters legs.
Arrival
Udina (but he is supossed to be an annoyance so I guess he is doing what he was desigened to do)
45 minutes of mostly unskipable cut scenes before you make your first in game move.
#7
Posté 05 octobre 2011 - 04:36
Fibonacci wrote...
45 minutes of mostly unskipable cut scenes before you make your first in game move.
THIS! This was my number one annoyance! Unskippable intro logos and clips are a pet peeve of mine to begin with. To have such a ridiculously long sequence as unskippable was like they looked into my mind and used what they found to create a gaming hell designed just for me. Why did it not occur to anyone that people might replay the fewkin game; and that on a replay they might not want to sit through the long cutscenes they have already watched before?
#8
Posté 06 octobre 2011 - 05:23
http://social.biowar...6/index/2992808
Console owners will just have to put up with the game the way it was designed.
#9
Posté 06 octobre 2011 - 07:53





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