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"...fate is such a tricky ****, isn't she?" --- Your favorite one-liners...


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Grovermancer

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"...fate is such a tricky ****, isn't she?"
--- Zevran

Ah, good 'ol Zevran.


But my favorite one-liner from the 1st play-through and every single time since:

"Let's show them our hearts, and then, show them theirs."

--Oghren

One of the best "raised-fist, ass-kicking one liners" ever!  And especially at that point in the game, after all you've gone through... wow!

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" 'tis cold in my tent, all alone"

-Morrigan

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"What are you doing, there are dead darkspawn everywhere?!



Enchantment!"





Something like that...

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"You are a true warrior, and worthy of respect."

- Sten

Don't know if it's my favorite line, but still, it's good in the context he says it in.

Modifié par q0rra, 22 novembre 2009 - 11:19 .


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Iggynous

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"ENCHANTMENT!!!"

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although i have the french vesion .. i think it's something like

-Are you a Astarak (something like that) to find a sword in the middle of a country in War?
Sten

and my character ask morrigan why she does not want to sleep and what she replies it's actually very cute :) ... If you tap morrigan quick she does not respect you or *love you that much :P .

if you tap her to quick when you click her she have a wicked laugh lol .I though she was a .. you know a wh... but i finnaly managed to figure her out.All the men she knew all they wanted from her was her in their bed.So in a way you have to make her feel important and loved but without telling her directly.. i love Moriggan now has a character :P

personnaly i don't think she love the idea of making a demon baby but she has to do it and she have to leave.That why she's so prompt of making bond or falling in love with you.

Modifié par Suprez30, 22 novembre 2009 - 11:31 .


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I'm playing through my second character, this time with Zevran in the party, and he's hilarious in general. I have a particular soft spot for this line when you reach Haven:



"These little towns always have something going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they invite me to join in."



... and then later he's disappointed that the villagers aren't having an orgy in the Chantry. Of course, I've yet to find a companion who doesn't crack me up on a regular basis.

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"And here I thought The Wonders of Thedas was a **** house. Pity."



So, so hilarious.

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"Where's the b**** that bottled me?"

From the City Elf origin.

Modifié par Gaspara, 22 novembre 2009 - 12:52 .


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"Lava - bad! Don't go near the lava."
- Shayle

Modifié par Midnight Reyn, 22 novembre 2009 - 03:40 .


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too many to list.... but I was in Orzammar and in the tavern, the guy on the left when you walk in and go near the entertainment greeted me.... with something like  "You looking for a stool to share a brew?" 

so I had a reply that I just had to pick, it was epic:  "You looking for a fist to share your face?"
haha I just had to pick that one and then reload of course to see if there was something of importance in his convo, which there wasn't

Modifié par Ferocious7, 22 novembre 2009 - 01:39 .


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Chantry Board Guy: (Smile)
You: (Smile back)

Modifié par Dherelv, 22 novembre 2009 - 03:09 .


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"Oh! Now we're threataning priests? how fun!" - Morrigan after you use Intimidate on the Revered Mother in Lothering

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Ferocious7 wrote...

too many to list.... but I was in Orzammar and in the tavern, the guy on the left when you walk in and go near the entertainment greeted me.... with something like  "You looking for a stool to share a brew?" 

so I had a reply that I just had to pick, it was epic:  "You looking for a fist to share your face?"
haha I just had to pick that one and then reload of course to see if there was something of importance in his convo, which there wasn't


I laughed my ass off when I had that option.

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Thug: password?

PC: I forgot...wait....i remember...its "Die Scum!"

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Grovermancer wrote...



But my favorite one-liner from the 1st play-through and every single time since:

"Let's show them our hearts, and then, show them theirs."

--Oghren

One of the best "raised-fist, ass-kicking one liners" ever!  And especially at that point in the game, after all you've gone through... wow!



That line actually moved me to tears. I really loved that lline.

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Most of the stuff from the City Elf origin I found funny.

"What are you doing wearing all that armor elf? And what's with the weapons on your back?"

-"I was just....Oh forget it -throws knife into guys head".

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"Hundreds have died in my wake.  You're just a number to me."

---main character, to buffoon gang captain in Gnawed Noble Tavern


edit:  most of the ones others have mentioned are good ones - and bring back the memories LOL!

Modifié par Grovermancer, 22 novembre 2009 - 05:47 .


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cedardryad wrote...

Grovermancer wrote...



But my favorite one-liner from the 1st play-through and every single time since:

"Let's show them our hearts, and then, show them theirs."

--Oghren

One of the best "raised-fist, ass-kicking one liners" ever!  And especially at that point in the game, after all you've gone through... wow!



That line actually moved me to tears. I really loved that lline.


It's true Oghren is the man! That's why I had him and my other BFFE Zevran side by side with me in the final battle.

The funniest and lightest part of the game for me was by far Oghren's sidequest. I had to back him up of course ;)

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Anything Sten says is a favorite of mine. He's the deepest dude to wield a sword, evar! And ever time he calls my character kadan (I think that's what it is) I get all misty eyed...

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Elphabas_hat wrote...

Anything Sten says is a favorite of mine. He's the deepest dude to wield a sword, evar! And ever time he calls my character kadan (I think that's what it is) I get all misty eyed...


"Kadan, I do not wish to see the day my people invade your lands, I will not look for you on the battlefield if that day comes

Lol probably not 100% accurate but close

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You know, all of this is making me wish I wasn't at work. I want to go home and play the game even though I told myself I need to sleep.

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The way Morrigan keeps berating the dog and telling him he'll get nothing from here, then at the end of the conversation he guilts her into giving him a treat.



(Yes , I know it wasn't a one liner, and come to mention it, its not my favourite either, but I haven't seen it mentioned in these type of threads).

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"Believing in something without any proof is what faith is all about." - Leliana
"Believing in something without any proof is what gullability is all about." - Shale

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Oh, and there's another one...



During the Loading "If everything else fails, go for the eyes" (boo?)