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[Grovermancer]

"Ooh, golem vomit -- this I have to see!"

---Allister to Shale, after talking about eating birds

[Grumblesnort]

In camp catfight.... my female mage character with a mabari, in camp. Morrigan starts a cut scene scolding the dog for leaving a half eaten hare in her pack. "Not the sort of thing a lady likes to find in her unmentionables"



One of the responses was "Can't smell much worse than what usually goes in them"



classy and classic....

[Zenon]

"Enchantment? ... Enchantment!!"



(Original may slightly differ.)

F: "So, Morrigan found someone to dance to her tune?"

PC: "Should I rather dance to your's?"

F: (laughs) "Why dance at all? Why not sing?"



Z: "... You tend to meet interesting people, and then you kill them! ..."



There are more, but I have a hard time remembering them all...

[ReubenLiew]

'And these people WILLINGLY attack you? Are they stupid or something?'

Cracked me up

[Fyreshock]

when Morrigan first joins the Party and Allistair says she can cook if you agree she says very well then and on a side note i know 15 types of deadly plants and herbs that grow in this swamp lol

[Bathead]

Not sure who said this, but upon discovering the bandit camp in North Lothering, someone in my group says just before attacking -

"My Warden sense is tingling!"

[Rythuria]

When you're doing the letters of condolences to the wives whose husbands died, you can ask a party member to step in and do it for you. I had Sten at the time and he said "This letter says your husband died...One assumes it was with honor."



Was just funny hearing Sten say that then they'd get angry or cry and run off. I'm a bad person I think.

[chiliztri]

I mentioned this one in the other thread.



Zevran: Slander and lies. For shame, Alistair.



I love that line.

[iSkelly]

Leliana talking about nugs: "Thos little furless rats are so cute! I want one!"

that is probably like 2% correct but it was something hilarious like that.

And what is that in your sig, chiliztri?

[chiliztri]

iSkelly wrote...

Leliana talking about nugs: "Thos little furless rats are so cute! I want one!"
that is probably like 2% correct but it was something hilarious like that.
And what is that in your sig, chiliztri?

It's a blushing girl from a manga I'm reading. I colored it and turned it into a signature, though the original is bigger. I believe they put size constraints on pictures in signatures so I just resized it.

It reflects my love for things that are pretty, and I suppose blushing girls.

*Cough* Proceed with the topic please.

Modifié par chiliztri, 23 novembre 2009 - 12:11 .

[CChocobo]

hahah when you're doing the letters of condolences. I chose to have someone else do it, I wanted to see what Oghren would say.. haha. Here are some of his kind words that helped soften the blow for the soon-to-be grieving widows.

"So... you know that husband of yours? Dead. Sorry."
and...
"Oh, er.. um.. hm. Good news, lady,You're single!"

and they run off in disbelief or crying, was pretty funny i lol'd pretty hard at that. I love Oghren, one of my favorite characters.

Modifié par Zer0cool040, 23 novembre 2009 - 04:04 .

[Onyx Jaguar]

If you reject Leliana the first time and you meet her on the path Alistair tries to convince you to let her join. One of the dialog options goes something like:



PC: But she's one archdemon short of a blight!

[djo123]

olgren make me laught at the camp when i was talking to him was something like :

"ant to grease the old bronta shaft" or something like that and the other about arguing then the dog wasn t wearing pant so he doesn't and slowly after just passing out on the floor cause he was too drunk.





and morrigan and shale got quite some fun conversation when they are around some of them make me laught but can t remember still funny then she refer morrigan as a "swamp witch" and wynne as the elder one all the time

[Lorianno]

Side quest in Denerim helping the city guard.



Random Pirate/Thug "We'll we're elite mercenaries, highly trained and all, eh? Maybe you should take a walk before something happens."

PC "I've left hundreds of bodies in my wake. You're just another number."

Random Pirate/Thug "Er... Alright boys... Lets go to the docks!"



I lolled hard. So bad ass.

[Stargazer86]

Pretty much anything Alistair says.



"Yes. Swooping...is...bad..."

[Lorianno]

hearing Alistair and sten convo about what Sten did in the cage was absolutely lols



Alistar "Are you trying to say you played 'I spy'?"



Sten "You'd be surprised how many things in Lothering start with 'G'."

[DrakhanValane]

Alistair: "Very creepy. Forget I asked."

[Alynna_tp]

Alistair: "I hate you. You're a bad person."

[Meldread]

I think the whole Fort Draken rescue thing is full of awesomeness. The two best in my opinion is when you have Oghren and the dog come to rescue you, or when Zevran and Oghren come together.



Here is Oghren talking to your dog while they wait for the Captain to show up.



Oghren: "Take the dog," he said. "They'll let you right in." Yeah, that's who I want watching my back if things go sour: someone who licks his own ass.



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Below is the whole bit with Zevran and Oghren. The best line in there is when Oghren speaks up and calls himself the pretty one, however the whole conversation is full of pure win.



Guard: And what are you supposed to be?



Zevran: We, ser, are performers from the Antiva City Circus. The Famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us?



Guard: You don't look like brothers.



Zevran: How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? Look at us! We are twins. Not identical, of course, but twins, nonetheless.



Oghren: I'm the pretty one.



Guard: ...Right. So what're you doing here?



Oghren: We're a comedy act, of course. Teyrn Loghain hired us. Said morale was bad here.



Zevran: And from the looks on your faces, I'd say he was right.



Guard: Well, wait over there, I'll get the captain.



Guard: (Mumbling) ...Never said anything about any circus freaks...



Zevran: There! Not so difficult was it?



Oghren: Heh... easy for you to say, elf. These clown pants are riding up something fierce.



Captain: All right, what's this about?



Oghren: My partner and I are, ah, performers. The regent hired us, said morale was low.



Captain: You're performers, are you? What's your act?



Oghren: Our act? Well.... the elf here juggles swords while I... er...



Zevran: He-he does a traditional dwarven dance of death! He lights his pants on fire and-and everything! It's quite the spectacle.



Captain: You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That's non-negotiable.



Captain: (Mumbling) ...Why didn't I take the post at Lothering? (Sigh)

[Chesta12345]

After having sex with Gamman at the Dalish Elf camp and blabbing about it to the woman he loves, Gheyna, he pleads with her saying, "But... I did it for you..."



Zevran: (Chuckles) "Now why have I never thought of that one?"



Oh man... the delivery was so good. I laughed for a good 4 minutes.

[Vinditater]

Overhearing the two Gossips near the fence at Lake Calenhad, saying that one of them has heard a theory that theyre all figments of someones imagination, and were all controlled by one being, doing his bidding whenever he asks it, and that he is heard to be extremely obese and pale, controlling all of us humans behind his master control box. Laughed alot at that one.

[Monstruo696]

Alistair: She looks Chasind, there may be others nearby.



Morrigan: Ooohoohoo, you fear savages will swoop down upon you?



Alistair: Yes, swooping, is, baaad...

[hexaligned]

Oghren: By the ****** of my ancestors!



Also Shales battle cry : DEATH TO PIGEONS!

[Dragosunsoar]

"enough! i could crush it's parts it won't miss"



shale talking to the templar when you cross to the tower

[kraidy1117]

ENCHANTMENT!

"Tis cold in my tent all alone"

"You fear babariens will swoop down upon you"

"Oh the shoes"

"Will you hate me if I said you are rubish"

"Your some kind of sneaky...Witch thief."

"hahah ass champs" (i think thats what he says)