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[Wissenschaft]

Alynna_tp wrote...

Alistair: "I hate you. You're a bad person."

When does he say that? And to who?

[Grovermancer]

Wissenschaft wrote...

Alynna_tp wrote...

Alistair: "I hate you. You're a bad person."

When does he say that? And to who?

IIR he says it to Morrigan at some point...

[Wissenschaft]

Grovermancer wrote...

Wissenschaft wrote...

Alynna_tp wrote...

Alistair: "I hate you. You're a bad person."

When does he say that? And to who?

IIR he says it to Morrigan at some point...

What does IIR stand for? 

[Onyx Jaguar]

Says that to Wynne, not sure if he says that to Morrigan.

[Narrsan]

Wissenschaft wrote...

Alynna_tp wrote...

Alistair: "I hate you. You're a bad person."

When does he say that? And to who?

[Grovermancer]

"Excuse me while I do my happy dance."

 --Oghren, auto-response after killing an enemy

[Vicious]

PC: "Elves are known for their strange powers."



Sten: "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power.'"

[aerathnor]

"Elves are a lithe people who excel at poverty"



That one gave me a chuckle, and the one Morrigan says if you're in a relationship with her and you proposition Isabella. Something about if you come back to here tent smelling of that salty wench I'll not touch you for weeks.

[Badpie]

"It's like talking to a water wheel." Zevran on Sten.

"I haven't been this hurt in...well...NEVER!" Zevran grunts this out when he needs healing.

"Ah. I got blood all over me! I hate that!" Zev

"It does ask a lot of questions, doesn't it?" - Shale

"Andraste's flaming sword! I KNOW where babies come from!" - Alistair

"May I offer you some advice, Alistair?"
"I like my hair the way it is."
"Errm...yes...of course.  Actually it's about your recent exertions with your fellow Grey Warden that I have overheard."
"My..........oh."

Modifié par Badpie, 24 novembre 2009 - 03:36 .

[Driveninhifi]

I thought Oghren's "So you and the boss eh? EHHH?" exchange with Alistair was pretty funny.

[scootermcgaffin]

Wynne, on entering The Wonders of Thedas for the first time:

"Hmm, smoothed jade, carved into the shape of a large...oh. Oh, I see. Well, that's just rude."

[c987648]

Not really a one liner, but it had me in stitches...



Sister Theohild: “He was in charge of the Lyrium storehouse. It wasn’t…good for him, you see. He took off all his clothes in the middle of the Chant one Summer day and ran into the street. He tripped and fell into a vat of elderberry wine for the feast, and drowned. We were six days drying him out for his cremation…he looked like a pickled egg, So tragic.”

[Grovermancer]

"...maybe that... and well, "grease up the bronto" if you know what I mean."
 --Oghren to Felsi

[Grovermancer]

(playing as a female Rogue Archer, someone said this to me):

"I don't dally with King Slayers, byotch!"
--some jerk who died shortly thereafter



"Your wildest dreams have come true!  Sex with Morrigan."
--female char to Allister



"You honor me with this match."
"I'll honor you upside the head."
---Dwarf Noble origins,  in the Proving

Modifié par Grovermancer, 26 novembre 2009 - 08:28 .

[Theratis111]

Ferocious7 wrote...

too many to list.... but I was in Orzammar and in the tavern, the guy on the left when you walk in and go near the entertainment greeted me.... with something like  "You looking for a stool to share a brew?" 

so I had a reply that I just had to pick, it was epic:  "You looking for a fist to share your face?"
haha I just had to pick that one and then reload of course to see if there was something of importance in his convo, which there wasn't

I was a 'good' player all game long but I just had to pick that option. Best response ever and best line ingame.

[NarcissaArtois]

Female PC: What can I say? Im a growing girl.

Alistair: Yes you are...er, I didn't mean it like that! No don't hit me, I bruise easily.



Chanters say "what"



Oghren: Sodding dog stole my pants

PC: Uh...you are wearing your pants

Oghren: Yeah, but the sodding dog don't know that...gonna be his bloody down fall.



Sten: I have some cookies. I will part with them if it means getting past this guard

Templar: ohhhh cookies.



"Yeah, but she is more "ohhhh look at the pretty colours crazy" and not "muwahahaha Im princess stabity stab kill kill"

[Tripedius]

Nothing, nothing will ever beat: Buttkicking.....for goodness.

[Dark83]

kraidy1117 wrote...

"hahah ass champs" (i think thats what he says)

Chaps.

[kuurankuiskaus]

When you enter the Smithy's place for the first time in Redcliffe (Alistair says): "Someone's been drinking..."

The tone is priceless =D

[NarcissaArtois]

Alistairs cute giggle when you tell the chantry sister that you like the messed up version of the chant better. Its so freakin cute his giggle followed by "I wonder why they never taught us this version when I was a templar"

[El Codge]

When you're attacking someone who's been forcefielded, you get the usual "my weapons aren't working". I love Alistair's line:



"Resorting to harsh language!"



(nice little Alien's tribute there)

[MalikCaligulaBey]

Not really a one-liner in that it's not spoken but when you're talking to the captain of the guard in Denerim and he's ranting about how the sons of the noblemen he has to command are completely incompetent and spoiled, the guardsman behind him is inspecting his nails, that had me laughing out loud. An added bonus was that after I tried to pickpocket someone and you click on the same guard he guys "hey, you...I aw, I um...don't do it again!." The way the voice actor delivers that line is just hilarious.



Another one of the "can someone handle this for me" options for bringing the death notices to the women is one of Alistair's which begins in the form of a pick up line: "I hope you like heroes, because your husband died like one."



When arguing about magi with Sten and he recites a metaphor about a fish caught in low tide or a drowning man from the Qun to describe why mages are inherently dangerous:



PC: What do fish have to do with any of it?

Sten: Silence

Only PC option: continue

[Ponce de Leon]

In the pearl, Denerim, when "someone" asks you the password :

Err... sausages?