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[Zkyire]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

Jacob with a skin-tight catsuit of his own.

Thane with his leather clothes.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U NO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM?

Jacob only sticks his ass in the camera once.  Miri did it at least twice.

So really, we just need balance.

We get a close-up of Miranda' ass while we're making our decision about whether or not to help her.

..Garrus crotch shot while we decide on his mission?

"Shepard, eyes up here."

[saMoorai]

This is why I support Surgically removing our asses.

That way we wouldn't have this problem.

[Zkyire]

Bekkael wrote...

I do! I like all squaddies to wear armor when engaged in combat. If Jacob wanted to cross-dress or wear lipstick on his own time, no problem. I'm against combat spandex on principle.

Given the sheer amount of armour Vega is wearing.. I have a feeling he wont be wearing much/might very well crossdress on the Normandy.



..wait no that's bad.

Modifié par IEatWhatIPoo, 08 octobre 2011 - 11:03 .

[Chewin]

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...
..Garrus crotch shot while we decide on his mission?

"Shepard, eyes up here."

You can't resist it.

[Bekkael]

DarkRiku7 wrote...

While we are throwing that out there, my older sister is a dance teacher at a dance academy not far from where I live. She is really good, capable of doing multiple dance styles flawlessly.

Dance is a beautiful form of art and a lovely way to express yourself. The pay for a professional ballet dancer in a company however, is lousy.

/off topic

[alex90c]

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

Jacob with a skin-tight catsuit of his own.

Thane with his leather clothes.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U NO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM?

Jacob only sticks his ass in the camera once.  Miri did it at least twice.

So really, we just need balance.

We get a close-up of Miranda' ass while we're making our decision about whether or not to help her.

..Garrus crotch shot while we decide on his mission?

"Shepard, eyes up here."

I found it incredibly satisfying after getting Miranda's alternate appearance to see that scene since the whole shoving arse in face thing kind of lost its effect since she was geared in heavy armour.

And yes, Garrus crotch shots are required to even things out.

[D.Kain]

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

I do! I like all squaddies to wear armor when engaged in combat. If Jacob wanted to cross-dress or wear lipstick on his own time, no problem. I'm against combat spandex on principle.

Given the sheer amount of armour Vega is wearing.. I have a feeling he wont be wearing much/might very well crossdress on the Normandy.



..wait no that's bad.

Vega on the Normandy:

[Hathur]

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

So really, we just need balance.

We get a close-up of Miranda' ass while we're making our decision about whether or not to help her.

..Garrus crotch shot while we decide on his mission?

"Shepard, eyes up here."

Nah, it's not Garrus' appearance that makes some of us like Garrus.. I personally find him kinda hideous to look at. But his voice makes me swoon... it's more of a "Here Garrus, wear this paper bag and recite the alphabet for me." 

[AdmiralCheez]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Didn't mean to insult you too much, I'm not putting you in the same catagory as...some...we've seen in the last couple days.

I wasn't insulted at all

And wow, that video is slightly disturbing and highly hilarious.

Isn't it?  God, I love the internet.

[Nashiktal]

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

Jacob with a skin-tight catsuit of his own.

Thane with his leather clothes.

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U NO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM?

Jacob only sticks his ass in the camera once.  Miri did it at least twice.

So really, we just need balance.

We get a close-up of Miranda' ass while we're making our decision about whether or not to help her.

..Garrus crotch shot while we decide on his mission?

"Shepard, eyes up here."

Thane is a sick assassin. He has to keep his chest clear due to his condition, and even without his disease he is not supposed to be anywhere near the frontlines. He's an assassin, with a sniper rifle. Also he is a biotic. (something that just doesn't seem right for him, but whatevs)

Jacob is a healthy frontline soldier with a shotgun and wimpy biotics. He cant even use barrier until at least halfway through the game. I complain plenty about him, but he isn't anywhere near as popular as miranda, so he isn't complained about as much.

Modifié par Nashiktal, 08 octobre 2011 - 11:11 .

[AdmiralCheez]

Chewin3 wrote...

You can't resist it.

*snip*

Ah yes, ye olde Hypno Crotch.

I was wondering if we'd ever see it again.

[Bekkael]

D.Kain wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

I do! I like all squaddies to wear armor when engaged in combat. If Jacob wanted to cross-dress or wear lipstick on his own time, no problem. I'm against combat spandex on principle.

Given the sheer amount of armour Vega is wearing.. I have a feeling he wont be wearing much/might very well crossdress on the Normandy.



..wait no that's bad.

Vega on the Normandy:

Nice. I was thinking Eddie Izzard, LOL.

[RamirezWolfen]

I think sexualization is okay as long as it fits the character that's being sexualized, or if it's a plot device.

[Swimming Ferret]

RamirezWolfen wrote...

Miranda's skin tight suit doesn't fit her "all business" personality.

But that ass....

Indeed. I did find it really hilarious when she was telling you about her sister and how she need your help, being all serious then BAM an ass in the face. I couldn't take her seriously, even when I found her personality great, her outfit just made her look skanky. Especially since her suit went right up her butt crack and we saw it all the time :|
Her bending over in her LM to pick up that radio? 

[sponge56]

Bekkael wrote...





Nice. I was thinking Eddie Izzard, LOL.

LET THEM EAT CAKE!

[AdmiralCheez]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

I think you just found a partner in crime, Cheez.

Maybe.  But I actually go for the f*ck-ugly dinosaur types.

<--- I mean, look at this sexy beast.

[Fiery Knight]

Hathur wrote...
Nah, it's not Garrus' appearance that makes some of us like Garrus.. I personally find him kinda hideous to look at. But his voice makes me swoon... it's more of a "Here Garrus, wear this paper bag and recite the alphabet for me." 

Yeah, he looks like a lizard.

[D.Kain]

Saphra Deden wrote...

I hated the high heels. I just couldn't take Miranda seriously as a character when she was depicted that way. Same with Samara. It undermines the game and its themes. It's especially atrocious with Ashlely in ME3.

It's not even about that, there is just time and place for different clothes. Squadmates can even wear bikini while they are at Normandy, aslong as they wear real practical armor into combat.

[Chewin]

Hawke_12 wrote...
Yeah, he looks like a lizard.

That's an insult.




He's a dinosaur.

Modifié par Chewin3, 08 octobre 2011 - 11:12 .

[Bekkael]

Hathur wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

So really, we just need balance.

We get a close-up of Miranda' ass while we're making our decision about whether or not to help her.

..Garrus crotch shot while we decide on his mission?

"Shepard, eyes up here."

Nah, it's not Garrus' appearance that makes some of us like Garrus.. I personally find him kinda hideous to look at. But his voice makes me swoon... it's more of a "Here Garrus, wear this paper bag and recite the alphabet for me." 

This made me think of a SNL skit from years ago : "Just put a bag over her head and do your business."

[sponge56]

D.Kain wrote...


It's not even about that, there is just time and place for different clothes. Squadmates can even wear bikini while they are at Normandy, aslong as they wear real practical armor into combat.

The be fair I have a friend who fights in high heels preety well

Modifié par sponge56, 08 octobre 2011 - 11:12 .

[jmood88]

I don't give a damn about the shoes.

[D.Kain]

sponge56 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...


It's not even about that, there is just time and place for different clothes. Squadmates can even wear bikini while they are at Normandy, aslong as they wear real practical armor into combat.

The be fair I have a friend who fights in high heels preety well

I know, I'm the one that even posted a video about it. But the thing is that your friend will be even better in practical shoes, as will everybody else.