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[Dariuszp]

Gang bang (bulletstorm version)

[Inquisitor Recon]

IliyaMoroumetz wrote...
Tartar sauce... lots of tartar sauce.

I'd say they look more like lobsters, so cover yourself in melted butter, and carry lemons just in case.

[Eckswhyzee]

Co-op multiplayer, because Friendship is Magic! :happy::happy::happy:

[Gabey5]

sexually
then
navally

[Robuthad]

The color purple turns them off and every species must coat it's planet in lead based paint. Purchased at the nearest Shewin Williams on Earth

[CptBomBom00]

Blown to pieces and research their technology.

[Northernian]

*Assuming direct control*

"You silly organics. The ones you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction. We neither have a beginning, nor an end. We have reasons that you organics cannot even dream to comprehend. An attempt to destroy our kind is similar to an attempt to extinguish a volcano with a glass of water."

*Releasing control*

[Tooneyman]

Virus. Simple and easy, but it will take the knowledge of an entire galaxy to create it, so basically your going from world to world. Trying to discover the the keys to this ultimate virus to wipe out the reapers.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Open the gateway to the Immaterium!
Of course, that's just fighting a monster with an even bigger monster.

[HK01]

I don't want to beat them. I want the end to be an epic last stand of the galaxy's forces against the Reapers in which they may put a serious dent in their numbers, but ultimately lose and the Reapers triumph. But what they do to eliminate the Reaper threat is to leave behind information for the next set of spacefaring species with a warning about the Reapers and some awesome technology so that they can build on that and advance more quickly and can prepare, giving them a real chance when they have to go toe-to-toe with the Reapers.

[General User]

Nukes.

[LilyasAvalon]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Beam spam.
GLORIOUS BEAM SPAM!!!!!!

This. So this.

[Kentuckan]

Good old fashion galaxy wide beat down.

[GlobalStrike]

Super MAC's.

That is all.

[JoshieoPandar]

This guy had an awesome idea, imo..

Zakatak757  wrote...

Harbinger, or known by his true name, "Tyria", was an abused child. His dad mocked him for his array of lights stating "you look like a godsdamn organic with that stupid smile pasted on your bulkhead!"
His only friend in space school was Nazara, who protected him from all
the mean 3km tall Reaper kids, who laughed at his pathetic
'organic-like' voice. After 250,000 years of abuse, he had had enough.
Tyria discovered he had an incredible talent for processing tungsten,
being able to channel it through a laser. He ripped his father in half
during sleep.

He would take revenge on those that caused him
pain. Any Reaper that had caused him anguish was destroyed. Soon, all
feared his incredible power, and he took over Reaper government, taking
the name of "Harbinger". After years of mockery for having 'organic
features', he decided to hold an invasion on the Milky Way every 50,000
years to crush the "bacterial waste", making Nazara his right-hand
Reaper who would scout out organic life for himself. He would create
Reapers from organic material, whom he saw as 'expendable tools' whose
soul existence was to work for him with no benefits. This would continue
for millions of years to come.

He is not unlike Napolean or
Hitler. A sick monster of an individual, caused by an abusive past. In
the end of ME3, I think the Paragon ending should be to hug Harbinger
and tell him that he has no need to hate anymore. Shepard establishes
the Reapers as friends, trading partners, and military officers to
patrol the universe of crime. Together, the Milky Way becomes a happy
place.

the end! We love you Harby!

(don't cry please)

[jamesp81]

With fire. Glorious, unrelenting, all-purpose, problem solving fire.

[Meshaber]

I'm hoping that there is a profoundly uncheap deus ex machina that you need to find...and that you are at least partly aware of for the majority of the game (like with the conduit). I'm also hoping that whatever this is will be incredibly powerful, but you'll still need to use half the fleets of the galaxy and a couple of planets as cannon fodder while you be chargin' your lazorz.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

ReconTeam wrote...

IliyaMoroumetz wrote...
Tartar sauce... lots of tartar sauce.

I'd say they look more like lobsters, so cover yourself in melted butter, and carry lemons just in case.

Just be sure not to forget the rice pilaf.  Last time I did, it was forgotten, and many a manly tear was shed.

[Persona RED]

I'm hoping that even with the best of everything heading into the fight, you only barely win. I hope that every race is practically ravaged and made to realize how weak they all are without one another and even then, require immense amounts of effort from their brightest minds. I think that if they did that, they would have even more feasible beginning for an MMO if they ever chose to do it or simply had a lush start to whichever way they wanted to take the universe. All the cultures would be communicating more openly with one another, syncing and clashing in many aspects. They would have plenty of room for growth and innovation.

But, then again it wouldn't matter if the Reapers win, which I shall allow for lulz.

[Phaelducan]

A few hundred unhappy forum trolls spam the Reaper communication network with complaints about how upset they are with the direction the galaxy has gone in and how they won't participate in any of the new developments in the invasion.

The network slows to a crawl and eventually the Reapers are shut down with the sheer weight of the complaining.

[Someone With Mass]

Big explosion and a huge jug of booze.

[SandTrout]

Indoctrination + Applied Phebotinum

[aquariusfromhell]

Reapers will retreat and never come back because they see how powerful united organics can be.