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[naledgeborn]

Tallis: So what do you call it when some one kills someone else and takes all there stuff?
Hawke: Tuesday.

[brain_damage]

Isabela's just the sweetest:

Tallis(to Isabela): Don't you wonder what it would be like? I life with meaning, with purpose?
Isabela: I...have a purpose. I have Hawke.

Dawww.

[Mr.House]

Sunnie22 wrote...

PinkDiamondstl wrote...

Could somebody post the Sebastian banters ?

Sebastian wasn't available for selection...

[PinkDiamondstl]

Sunnie22 wrote...

PinkDiamondstl wrote...

Could somebody post the Sebastian banters ?

Sebastian wasn't available for selection...

Not even after the main Quest??? 

[leggywillow]

Has this thread really gone 3 pages without anyone bringing up Anders' chain banter?  Where he goes on at length about his sexy fantasy about Hawke swooping in to rescue him from templars?

[Raycer X]

leggywillow wrote...

Has this thread really gone 3 pages without anyone bringing up Anders' chain banter?  Where he goes on at length about his sexy fantasy about Hawke swooping in to rescue him from templars?

Oh for the love of-- For the last time, swooping is bad !

[Midnyte Wolf]

leggywillow wrote...

Has this thread really gone 3 pages without anyone bringing up Anders' chain banter?  Where he goes on at length about his sexy fantasy about Hawke swooping in to rescue him from templars?

Yes, this thread needs more Anders banter, please! Three pages and it's all mostly been about Isabela.

[Heidenreich]

Two most awesome banters

Anders: What is with you and helping cute elves with no sense of self preservation?

and

Fenris: *grumbles* Manservant
Anders: HAHAHAHAHA!


Also? Jealous Fenris is adorable.. as is when he says he was worried for Hawk's life.

Also also

Talis: You know, I'm sort of jealous of you right now
Fenris: Just keep your distance *stinkeye*

[dreamextractor]

So I had Fenris and Carver try to rescue Hawke - that was kind of amusing. No LI dialogue when they talked to each other, but Carver asked Fenris if he still didn't like him xD

"I've changed! Really, I have."
"I know. Now you're dangerous. Let's keep moving."

or something like that.

When they got back to Hawke Fenris just fussed over him a bit. "What did they do? Are you hurt?" etc xD

[Heidenreich]

OH..

BRING ANDRES AND FENRIS. Seriously. Besides Anders laughing histerically at fenris for being called a man servent, later on when they come to rescue you (w/ romanced fenris)

Anders: We're lost. That's it, I'm leading!
Fenris: Like I'd let you find Hawke!
Anders: You know not all mages are insanly evil
Fenris: All mages might not be evil, but i know one that's annoying.

[leggywillow]

Anders and Carver are a pretty fun combo, too.

Carver: 'Maybe we could find our way if we considered the plight of mages in the modern--', JUST SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH!

[vampiremelinda]

Favorite Dialogue:

Anders: Here I always figured you'd be the one coming to spring me from someone's dungeon. I had it all planned. I'd be in the Gallows, templars all around, holding the brand for the rite of Tranquility. Then you'd burst in and break my chains. And then it would be all about the best way to show my gradtitude.

Hawke: Then I should spend some time working out how to thank you.

Tallis: Not to come between you two or anything, but...you didn't actually rescue us. I did

Anders: It's the thought that counts.

The Scene with Seneschal Bran and Serendipity was priceless.

Also the scene with friendmance Sebastian and Warden Bethany, where they are looking for Hawke and Tallis. Bethany goes on and on about being lost and Sebastian just smiles at her, then Bethany goes "That Lucky B**ch"

Modifié par vampiremelinda, 12 octobre 2011 - 01:52 .

[SurelyForth]

leggywillow wrote...

Has this thread really gone 3 pages without anyone bringing up Anders' chain banter?  Where he goes on at length about his sexy fantasy about Hawke swooping in to rescue him from templars?

I mentioned it on the first page! #priorities

Also, I know what we're calling the Anders thread...

[PinkDiamondstl]

vampiremelinda wrote...

Favorite Dialogue:

Anders: Here I always figured you'd be the one coming to spring me from someone's dungeon. I had it all planned. I'd be in the Gallows, templars all around, holding the brand for the rite of Tranquility. Then you'd burst in and break my chains. And then it would be all about the best way to show my gradtitude.

Hawke: Then I should spend some time working out how to thank you.

Tallis: Not to come between you two or anything, but...you didn't actually rescue us. I did

Anders: It's the thought that counts.

The Scene with Seneschal Bran and Serendipity was priceless.

Also the scene with friendmance Sebastian and Warden Bethany, where they are looking for Hawke and Tallis. Bethany goes on and on about being lost and Sebastian just smiles at her, then Bethany goes "That Lucky B**ch"

Man I wanna see that one ! Could somebody post a video!

[madzilla84]

vampiremelinda wrote...

Favorite Dialogue:

Anders: Here I always figured you'd be the one coming to spring me from someone's dungeon. I had it all planned. I'd be in the Gallows, templars all around, holding the brand for the rite of Tranquility. Then you'd burst in and break my chains. And then it would be all about the best way to show my gradtitude.

Hawke: Then I should spend some time working out how to thank you.

Tallis: Not to come between you two or anything, but...you didn't actually rescue us. I did

Anders: It's the thought that counts.

With sarcastic!Hawke, after Anders says "and then it would be all about the best way to show my gratitude," s/he says, "Did it have anything to do with finding another use for those chains?" XD

Also, if you click on him, he says, "I wish we could stay like this forever, love."  

[yoshibb]

Death by beesting when Hawke is trying to convince the guard to give her the key. The delivery with the dramatics is hilarious.

[Sifr]

Varric has a great line after the final confrontation with the Duke.

Varric: And that... is why you don't spend your last minute busy monologuing.
Hawke: It seems that the Duke... has fallen from grace.

*Anders and Varric exhange a look of disbelief*

Modifié par Sifr1449, 12 octobre 2011 - 03:15 .

[Phobiac]

I'm recalling these from memory, so they may not be entirely accurate...

*At the lake in the Hunting Grounds...*
Hawke: "Oh, look. Something to drown in."

*Rummaging through wyvern droppings...*
Hawke: "Right...looking for clues..."
Aveline: "Hawke...not the wisest thing you've ever done."
(The tone in Aveline's voice cannot be translated into text. You simply have to hear it.)

Aveline: "We only slaughter ninety percent of whatever we meet."

*After escaping from the cage in Chateu Haine*
Merrill to Hawke: "Did you shank someone?" *Does a really go-get-em gesture when saying "shank"*

*And of course, Prosper:*
Prosper: "But the priiize..."

(Done with aggressive FemHawke, love-interest Merrill, and married-Aveline.)

[kaimanaMM]

haha!

Varric : Watch it, Ghast Hole.
Hawke : A what?
Varric : Well, a scholar might call it something else, but they don't know their ghast from a hole in the ground.
Fenris : Ugh. That one actually hurt.

[Sealy]

kaimanaMM wrote...

haha!

Varric : Watch it, Ghast Hole.
Hawke : A what?
Varric : Well, a scholar might call it something else, but they don't know their ghast from a hole in the ground.
Fenris : Ugh. That one actually hurt.

[highcastle]

This one has to have been mentioned before, but here's my favorite hands down:

Anders: Here I always figured you'd be the one coming to spring me from someone's dungeon. I had it all planned. I'd be in the Gallows, templars all around, holding the brand for the Rite of Tranquility. Then you'd burst in and break my chains. And then it would be all about the best way to show my gratitude.
Hawke: Did it have anything to do with finding another use for those chains?

[LT123]

Raycer X wrote...

Bioware has confirmed my suspicions with Duke Prosper and... The Prize.

SurelyForth wrote...

Banter kept dropping when I played for some reason, but apparently Anders has rescue fantasies.

I can't believe nobody's mentioned Sarcastic Hawke's Horatio Caine moment yet. Because Sarcastic Hawke has a Horatio Caine moment*.

*Graphic by RinjiRenee

I about died laughing at the "But the prize" reference. And Fenris and Varric just looked at each other blankly after the "fall from grace" line.

Edit: And Carver is wonderful in that graphic. :happy: Kudos to RinjiRenee.

And this:

Sarcastic Warrior Hawke: I never do anything quietly if I can help it. Swords for everyone!

Minsc would be so proud.

And Isolde! "Who es dis woman, Teagan?"

Modifié par LT123, 12 octobre 2011 - 04:46 .

[Sealy]

Fenris Banter with Tallis. From memory so this is as close as I get.

Fen: "Something in Qunari"
Tal: Are you testing me? Thats so cute.
Fen: Do you know what I said or not.
Tal: *translates* But you accent is terrible.
Fen: Hmph *grumble grumble*

Modifié par Fleshdress, 12 octobre 2011 - 05:17 .

[Isaidlunch]

Sebastian/Isabela banter that went something like this:

Sebastian: I noticed you were in the Chantry the other day, listing to Sister Something's sermon.
Isabela: Didn't you notice I was gagged, tied up with a contusion on my head?
Sebastian: What?
Isabela: Don't ask for the bad girl special at the Blooming Rose.

Also the guard discussion about gardening had me in stitches.

Modifié par Kazanth, 12 octobre 2011 - 05:30 .

[Droma]

all the sarcastic hawke ones at the party to the guards are hillarious =D

especially the one where hawke acts like he has been stung by a bee xD