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[breakdown71289]

Damnit, turn your head this way!

[Abraham_uk]

Page 1000!

 

 

You shall never know the rhythms of their worlds or the darkness that shapes their hearts.

For all their charm and grace, do they glide upon this world. But I have seen differently.

Their thoughts at my grasp, cinchable, knowable and wonderful. I see see it all.

I see the dramas of their days unfold in all their vibrant colours.

Humour and darkness deliciously weaving through their subconscious minds.

I know the mighty rifts that scatter their shores.

I feel the clashing oceans carrying their insecurities.

But not all is rife in anger and contrition. Not all is rife in greed and cynicism.

 

I see the love and affection that emerges from the darkness. The will to transcend

Their failings, and ambition to climb above hatred and sorrow.

I see the joys and beauties that emerge from their souls. For each and every

Struggle is painted in rainbows of great intertwining complexity.

I know the clarity of judgement that they seek, and the prevailing optimism

That cascades through the motions of time.

I have seen it all. Triumph, sadness, glory, loss, happiness, anger and revilement.

I am glad, for I have seen the beauty of the human race.

 

 

Happy 1000th page anniversary. 

Sincerely The Bioware Forum.

 

 

 

 

 

I would like to thank Guest_Jek Romano Shavo for starting this thread on the 11th October 2011.

I would like to thank the many people who have participated on this thread for the last 3 years.

This has been an epic thread! You're all awesome! All of you!

[Melee or Die]

"On your knees, swagless peasants!"

[breakdown71289]

I may have a gun pointed in your direction, but we're on page 1000! WOOOO!!!!! 

[Melee or Die]

" We're gonna dance because I want to! We're gonna leave your friends behind! 'Cause your friends don't dance. And if they don't dance; well, they're no friends of mine!"

[Abraham_uk]

I'm preparing my sword, because on Page 993, Abraham_uk said Drone233 was preparing his ultimate move for page 1000.

[mousestalker]

I'm only walking 499 miles. For reasons.

[Beerfish]

"I have an 8 track tape of the Proclaimers in the cabin of my ship!"

[Abraham_uk]

Captain Caaaaaaaavvveee maeehhhhnnnn will be piloting this ship!

 

Yharrr!

 

 

 

 

P.s. Anyone figured out why I'm using Proclaimers for page 1000?

Mousestalker has hinted at the reason already. (It's in the lyrics).

[themikefest]

You mess with my brother and you have to mess with me

[Abraham_uk]

I have finally mastered the art of Selfies.

I removed out my right arm though computer editing.

[Abraham_uk]

 

I am the vanguard of page 1000!

I am the dragoon that shall see us there!

I shall swoop down from the skies to land the ultimate blow!

It shall be glorious I tell the!

 

 

 

I am the iron fist of page 1000!

I shall clash against the void with all of my might and technical wizardry!

Lasers and punches behold!

The space shall be torn asunder.

 

I shall scoul menacingly though the night, scaring away the daemons that hold us back.

The apocalypse of page 1000 shall be crushed one bullet at a time.

One fallen zombie ninja at a time.

They shall know that I The One Woman Army shall finish Umbrella.

 

 

I shall show off my stealth and cunning as I glide through the darkness with style and evasion.

I shall sail through the madness and plunder the mighty oceans of the 1000th page.

They shall know my winning attitude and they shall know my winning style

as I stalk my prey with pride, sass and feistiness.

 

 

 

They shall know that my true name is not Ezio Auditore.

But damn it! I wish I were. I look like him! Come on.

I shall grab my assassin outfit and jump from roof top to roof top.

Clambering, sneaking, swiping and thrusting my way into action.

Give me a few moments in that machine and I shall learn the secrets of my ancestors.

Page 1000 shall be assassinated!

 

 

 

They shall know me. One of the few early voices of this thread.

Though the founder of this thread is nowhere to be seen, I shall be his/her torch bearer.

For every day shall be a happy day!

Ugh. Abraham. You promised all of this for Page 1000.

You even promised that Drone233 would show off his ultimate move.

 

None of this has happened.

Instead we get some strange poem about reading people minds.

I'm so disappointed.

[breakdown71289]

There's the door kiddo, now get up and leave!

[Abraham_uk]

You see where my hand is pointing!

That's where you should go!

[The Love Runner]

1000 of us shall fold our arms like so...

[Beerfish]

Sure, put the apple on you head and I'll shot it off.

[Abraham_uk]

You missed the apple.

You  .

Somebody call an ambulance!

[breakdown71289]

Who are we? Who the hell are you?

[Abraham_uk]

Woh! I know Kung Fu!

[Giant ambush beetle]

''Be careful dude, we can bench press 10lbs!''

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I'm tired of your pathetic alibis.

[Abraham_uk]

The Rock says "no pain, no gain!"