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[Giant ambush beetle]

 

 

 

''Guess the caliber. Does it feel like a .44? '' 

[Abraham_uk]

Qunari vengeance for the win!

 

 

P.s.

The reason I chose the Proclaimers for page 1000 was because

"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more."

[Sir DeLoria]

Happy...uh...page 1000 day everyone! Yeah!!

"Dodge this!"

[breakdown71289]

Why am I so young yet have grey hair all over?

[Abraham_uk]

DeLoria: Can I still celebrate page 1000?

Proclaimers: You sure can. Unless it's gone past page 1005. Then it's a case of "what are you doing?"

DeLoria: Happy page 1000! Wooo.

Neo: Pfft. 1000 is just a number. Want to see something truly impressive? I can fly, slow down time and perform kung fu!

[Beerfish]

Wait, just let me slip into something more comfortable like my 44 magnum!

[Drone223]

Can we swap guns, you can have mine.

[Abraham_uk]

Hey guys!

Did you see my ultimate attack?

No?

 

Sigh. No one was looking.

It will take me another 1000 pages to charge up an attack like that.

[Drone223]

Son........we are disappointed.

[Drone223]

I'll just pistol you instead, it looks more badass.

[UnknownIntrigue]

I am hungry. That`s why my mouth is wide open. Somebody give me some oil.

[Abraham_uk]

Jill Valentine: Hey Tony Stark.

Can I join the Avengers?

 

Iron Suit: I am not Tony Stark. I am Jarvis. 

 

Jill Valentine: I'm so sorry. All you Iron suits look the same.

 

Iron Suit: How dare you! We are not all the same!

 

Jill Valentine: You look the same though.

 

Iron Suit:  You're so racist!

 

Jill Valentine: I'm so sorry Jarvis. You should all have different voices so I can tell you guys apart.

 

Iron Suit: No need. We have one voice! We are Jarvis. We are Ironman!

 

Jill Valentine: So you admitted, you're all the same.

 

[Helmet face comes off revealing Pepper Potts]

 

Jill Valentine: I'm so sorry. I thought you were Tony Stark.

 

Pepper Potts: I am Ironman.

 

Jill Valentine: What's going on?

 

Pepper Potts: Prepare for assimilation.

 

[Two weeks later. Jill Valentine is in an Iron Man suit].

 

Jill Valentine: We are Iron Man. Resistance is futile!

 

Stan Lee: Okay. Enough. Stop ruining my comics with your inane cross overs. Iron Man, Resident Evil and Star Trek all crossed over? Are you nuts? I don't even know why I'm bothering with these cameos.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Hey guys. We are the next Stars for the Big Bang Theory TV show.

[Drone223]

This suit is part of my work out, it adds some extra iron.

[Abraham_uk]

Jill Valentine: Oh thank goodness you're here.

Can you tell Abraham to stop doing crossovers!?

It's getting annoying.

 

Stan Lee: You do realise that the very act of me talking to you is in and of itself a crossover?

On a unrelated note, have you ever tried a Jill Sandwich? They're really tasty.

 

 

 

[P.s. This better not be a disaster like the Proclaimers avatar was  . Few people knew who the Proclaimers were  . If you guys don't know who Stan Lee is, I'll go back to the Troll Ninja avatar  ].

[breakdown71289]

Hi, I'm Stan Lee.....nuff' said.

[Abraham_uk]

Woh.

 

Enough said.

[UnknownIntrigue]

I am the guy from whom they portrayed that old man in that anime Up.