I don't normally fall asleep during lectures, but man. You're so boringggg 
[In dream]
Hey Reapers! Reap this! [Normandy blows up Harbinger with giant cannon]. You see the secret is very simple. Don't put Garrus on your squad. That way he can focus on calibrating the main cannon, turning the Normandy into a Reaper killing machine.
[20 minutes later, the bell rings]
Best dream ever!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Noooo? That's not you is it? Johnny?? I could hardly recognize you! How are you buddy???
[In a sultry voice] I'd be careful if I were you. Only fools play with fire. Then again I'm a very foolish, [voice changes from sultry to horrified] oh damn it! I set my house on fire! Again! Damn it!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hey... I'm Nic Cage... and I do what I want.. no one tells me otherwise.. well... except for you beautiful *now totally mesmerized by some hottie* what did you want again? My gun? Here you go.... *hands over gun*...
One Woman Army: Can I stay at your place?
I accidently burnt my house down.
Nicolas Cage: It's okay. Just don't disturb my wife and kids.
One Woman Army: I'm a heavy smoker. You've got a light?
Nicolas Cage: I sure do.
Voice over Morgan Freeman: That was a very bad idea.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hey.. where am I right now? Am I in space? I didn't sign up for this!!! I just woke up here!! Why can I see the earth from here?! What the hell is going on?! Have I been kidnapped?!
Can some one turn off the heat pump.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Ehhhmmm... that there... is not correct Sir.....
Sorry to bother you. I have another question.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
LOL ninjaed
Pick me dammit!!! Why does the teacher never pick me?! I'm a good student!!!
Oh come on!
This photo is out of context.
My husband is a huge Elder Scrolls fan.
I managed to get him a replica of the Mehrunes Dagon Dagger for his birthday.
Look........... fire is coming from my hand.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Why the hell does he keep raising his hand?? It's not time for questions yet... this is soooo embarrassing.....
Uhhh.....can I play my trumpet? Please?
I lost my cardboard box.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Shhh... lower your hand!!! I feel stupid sitting next to you like this...
Do you have any idea what's going on inside my head?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
It's burning!!!! My head is burning!!!!
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