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Damn.. I hope they don't see me, I wonder if they are still there.. *don't look up.. don't look up..*
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Damn.. I hope they don't see me, I wonder if they are still there.. *don't look up.. don't look up..*

My clothes work in the same way mood rings work.
As you can see, I am in an uncertain mood.
Everyone's jealous that my awesome beard can sway in the wind like this.
(I think that's a beard anyway)
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Now now... be a good little girl and change those clothes immediately.. we don't need any sinners in this home child, you look way too slutty!
I bet I can cut that man into 3 pieces, possibly 4.
(Darn, now I know people can't tell who my Avatar is. It's Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones)
Oh hello dear, want some tea?
Hmmm. Is by left big toe bigger than my right big toe?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I bet I can cut that man into 3 pieces, possibly 4.
(Darn, now I know people can't tell who my Avatar is. It's Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones)
(Hey I know who your avi is but this is just for fun you know, trying to "make up" something for fun and not necessarily about the truth lol)
Ahhhh such fond memories.... my childhood went so so fast....
I am waiting for my next bride to slice him in half.
I'm not bald . I AM BAD.
Step aside Chipmunks.
There's a new cute animal in town!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
What kind of assassin poses for GQ magazine?
Me.
This is not commandant Shepard and I am roleplaying in my driveway.
(Oh my geez .. THe spelling) edit. two timmmeez
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Yo I can't play this!! Who the hell do my owner think I am?! A circus pig????
Ps. I LOVE ALL animals, even pigs ![]()
I can defeat you by just looking at you.
Max Payne is actually my side kick.
See that haircut ? My mom did it.
I am the one who composed Desperado.
I once grew hair.. On my chest.
Happy Guy With Acoustic Guitar releases his new Album
Me and My Cute Animals!
It includes fantastic songs such as:
Me and My Cute Animals!
I Have No Problems
Life Is Beautiful
I Married My Childhood Friend
Life In The Countryside
I Will Always Be The Farmer's Son
The Shropshire Anthem
and the new hit single
My Piglet Can Play Guitar!
It's the Game of Synthetics, Mofos!
DeLoria: Hey Julia. Your audition was really dreamy.
Translation: Your audition was boring. ![]()
DeLoria's guide to "Not Offending Anyone" will give you the ability to speak praises of other people when you have nothing positive to say. ![]()
DeLoria: Mmmm. Wow! The meal is really interesting. ![]()
DeLoria's partner: ![]()
Be careful though. Some people can read though the lies. ![]()