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[themikefest]

You can run. You can hide. But I will track you down and kill you.

[Melee or Die]

"I flirted with danger once, but danger got clingy."

[UnknownIntrigue]

Doctpr: to which direction this arrow points?

OWA: mmm...left???..no...right....No, I mean left.

[Sir DeLoria]

[UnknownIntrigue]

Soooo...who sent that baskest of flower? ha?

[Abraham_uk]

I played Super Smash Brothers on the Wii U.

I couldn't find my character.

Outrageous!

 

You put non Nintendo characters such as:

 

Snake

Sonic

Megaman

and

Pacman

 

Yet you won't include me.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

This area needs some renegade actions.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Ralph and his ever stretching arms and legs.....eh

[The Love Runner]

I swear, if Square Enix puts me in the next Kingdom Hearts game...

[breakdown71289]

Yep, I'm an x-ray of what a helghast really looks like under the mask.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Here I come b**ches.

[Sir DeLoria]

Edit: I am not only a hitman, I'm also a ninja

[Drone223]

I seen that 1000 times.

[UnknownIntrigue]

I have a way to find the key that mr crabs gave us

[Drone223]

This tie is blowing into my face, its annoying.

[Abraham_uk]

Drone233: Objection your honour!

Judge: Objection overruled.

Drone233: But my client's love ballroom dancing is not on trial here.

Judge: True. Relevant or not, I want to know about your client's love of ballroom dancing.

Rubbish Prosecution: Do you have any tips for Salsa?

Drone233: This is a murder trial! 

Rubbish Prosecution: Indeed. There was a murder on the dance floor, and somebody killed the groove!

[Drone223]

Shepard does not approve of this.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Don`t be fooled by my look. I am kind and gentle inside.

[Captain Obvious]

How long do I have to keep posing like this? It's ****** windy outside.

[Abraham_uk]

I don't like this race selection.

 

 

 

There is no Kate Beckinsale Race:

 

Sigh, I'll pick Breton then. The magic of the elves and the battle-hardiness of the humans.

 

Gender: Lady of course.

 

 

What should she look like? [Spends 5 hours trying to make her character look like Kate Beckinsale] Looks nothing like Kate Beckinsale, but it will do.

 

There is no Kate Beckinsale Class:

 

Okay. I'll choose the custom class option then.

 

I shall call my class Kate Beckinsale:because Kate Beckinsale is in a class of her own.

 

Blade for slashing folks who persist

Destruction for destroying my enemies

Illusion for casting a spell on men and women worth dating. I don't care if she's married and faithful in real life. This is my fantasy! In my fantasy she's single and into everyone!

Sneak so that I can frighten people with a well timed BOO!

Speech because charisma is everything

Mercantile for flirting for lower prices and higher returns

Security, because who needs bodyguards

 

 

There is no Kate Beckinsale Birthsign:

 

Sigh. I'll just pick the Lady.

 

What should I name my character? Have you been paying attention? Kate Beckinsale

 

 

[After lengthy intro]

 

What do you mean I'm in prison? Kate Beckinsale always get's away with murder?

She's a celebrity with a world class lawyer.

This is absurd! Oh hello there Patrick Stewart. You wanna release me from prison? Oh come on! Make it so!

 

[Patrick Stewart opens the cell]

 

Yes! It worked! Can't wait for this epic adventure! Can't wait to see Skyrim!

 

 

[Several moments later]

 

This isn't Skyrim. Where's the rough rugged tundra landscape? Oh boy. Did I purchase the wrong game?

Does that mean I won't get to shout my foes to death and meet Super Mario as a dragon? Nooooooo!

[Captain Obvious]

Get ready for Shepherd 2.0, bitches!