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[CrazyRah]

Just a little bit closer

[Abraham_uk]

Don't mess with me!

[themikefest]

Dear BSN,

 

Would you kindly let Bioware know that we like to voice Shepard again in another game.

 

Thank You.

 

Jen and Mark

[Abraham_uk]

[Plays Skyrim]

 

No Kate Beckinsale race?

Okay I'll play Breton again.

 

[After five minutes of fiddling with the character creator, manages to make character look like Kate Beckinsale]

 

 

RESULT!

 

Now let's pick a class.

Hmph. No class.

Doesn't matter because my character actually looks like Kate Beckinsale.

 

 

Time to pick a name. Well that's obvious isn't it.

Kate Beckinsale

 

[Some moments later].

 

Fus Roh Dah.

 

No sorry Dragonborn. That did not sound like the voice of Kate Beckinsale.

Sigh. Looks like I'll have to mod the game.

[themikefest]

Can you pick who the real Shepard is?

[Abraham_uk]

I've got a promotion from com specialist of the Normandy to Inquisitor.

 

So, I've killed Reapers and Fade Daemons.

Please let me know if there are any other apocalyptic threats you want me to take care of.

I'll kill them with guns, swords, bows, spells and my good looks.

[Drone223]

I have the power!!!!

[Derek Hollan]

Doc!  Can you please remove this?

 

[Abraham_uk]

When Bioware wants to summon lightning,

Bioware summons me, Derek Hollan!

[Drone223]

Can I have my shield back?

[Abraham_uk]

Excuse me, miss Beckinsale.

Will this instrument serve well as a shield?

[Drone223]

Look. I can make a ball with biotics.

[Drone223]

This sword has killed many things.......apart from me.

[Abraham_uk]

Kate Beckinsale: Okay folks.

Drop your shields.

Today I am going to focus on sword techniques.

 

The first technique is the sword face palm.

This is when someone says something unbelievably stupid and you can't facepalm normally because both hands are occupied.

Gently rest the blade across your forehead, and make sure you move the blade slowly. There must be combat going on when you do this.

 

Patrick: Miss Beckinsale? I don't have my sword. Will this musical instrument do?

 

Kate Beckinsale: No. [Kate Beckinsale demonstrates her sword face palm technique]

[Drone223]

Let's play biotic baseball.

[President of Boom]

Hair trimming level: badass

[Abraham_uk]

Abraham_uk: So what is your favourite food?

 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: My favourite food includes blueberry pie, the people's pie, and whoop ass pie. That my friends is WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING! [Raises an eyebrow]

 

Abraham_uk: Another listener to my show posted this question. How do you work out?

 

The Rock: I spend lots of hours in the gym. I do lots of running. I have a healthy diet and I climb mountains. My friend Michael Bay would put it "It's all about the Pain And Gain".

 

Abraham_uk: One last question. Is it true you're in an Underworld film with Kate Beckinsale?

 

The Rock: Indeed. I play a new type of lycan. No werewolves, werebears, werevultures or werelions. I am a wererock. Looks like an angry bull. [Rock shows off his tattoo]. Hold on. Didn't you insult my friend Al Snow?

 

Abraham_uk: [embarrassed look] Unintentionally.

 

The Rock: You said, "Al Snow. You're my hero. You should get your own movies because you're awesome."

 

Abraham_uk: Words to that effect.

 

The Rock: He's been in movies.

 

Abraham_uk: [embarrassed look] 

 

The Rock: [The Rock has a slight smirk and raises his eyebrow].

 

 

 

 

p.s. The part where some guy said that to Al Snow did happen. Yes that guy was me. Major face palm. The interview is however fictional.

[Drone223]

Fetch!

[Abraham_uk]

I can't wait to costar with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

We'll see the very first Wererock!

 

 

[Drone223]

I'm not as good as the biotic god.