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[Abraham_uk]

Excuse me, Biotic God.

Where did your biotic powers from?

[Drone223]

I demand satisfaction.

[Abraham_uk]

My instrument doesn't work.

[Sir DeLoria]

Biotic power!

[Abraham_uk]

Butter is an effective sunblock for vampires.

[President of Boom]

^I hereby knight thee... I mean, me... uh, myself, uh, Lady Wet-hair!

 

 

 

Abraham_uk: So what is your favourite food?

 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: My favourite food includes blueberry pie, the people's pie, and whoop ass pie. That my friends is WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING! [Raises an eyebrow]

 

Abraham_uk: Another listener to my show posted this question. How do you work out?

 

The Rock: I spend lots of hours in the gym. I do lots of running. I have a healthy diet and I climb mountains. My friend Michael Bay would put it "It's all about the Pain And Gain".

 

Abraham_uk: One last question. Is it true you're in an Underworld film with Kate Beckinsale?

 

The Rock: Indeed. I play a new type of lycan. No werewolves, werebears, werevultures or werelions. I am a wererock. Looks like an angry bull. [Rock shows off his tattoo]. Hold on. Didn't you insult my friend Al Snow?

 

Abraham_uk: [embarrassed look] Unintentionally.

 

The Rock: You said, "Al Snow. You're my hero. You should get your own movies because you're awesome."

 

Abraham_uk: Words to that effect.

 

The Rock: He's been in movies.

 

Abraham_uk: [embarrassed look] 

 

The Rock: [The Rock has a slight smirk and raises his eyebrow].

 

 

 

 

p.s. The part where some guy said that to Al Snow did happen. Yes that guy was me. Major face palm. The interview is however fictional.

Abe, it's at moments like this that I wish we had  a "a bushel of likes" option.

[Really Sad Panther]

I wonder if that barrel will explode if I shoot it?

[Drone223]

That eye is also a camera.

[The Love Runner]

Fish are friends, not food.

[Drone223]

WTF just happened!

[Orian Tabris]

"I'll have a diet Dr. Kelp and a Krabby Patty."

[Sir DeLoria]

Chopper will chop you!

[Abraham_uk]

Chilled Out Man: [remains silent whilst wife shouts at him. Thinks of the following whilst this is happening]

 

Okay honey. Yes you're still annoyed that I kissed 5 women on the lips. Come on honey I was drunk.

Sigh. Yes you're angry that I went on Twitter insulting you.

Yes you're annoyed that I have been chatting up other women.

You're annoyed that I slept with 2 women.

Yes you're annoyed that I do none of the housework.

Yes you're annoyed I don't have a job.

Yes you're annoyed I spend no time with the kids.

 

Pfft. Women these days.

Always banging on about responsibility.

[smoke and mirrors]

I feel blue

[Abraham_uk]

Anna Valerious: Part warrior, part daemon hunter, part help me Van Helsing I'm captured!

 

Kate Beckinsale: Why would you do this? Set up a strong female character only to reduce her to "damsel in distress"? Why?

[Abraham_uk]

One Woman Army: Hey Shepard. That's a nice base ball you have.

Sadly I don't have a baseball bat.

 

Will this sword do?

 

Biotic Shepard: This thing... It would completely decimate your sword and pretty much the entirety of you.

 

One Woman Army: Nice.

[smoke and mirrors]

I am a bright spark

[UnknownIntrigue]

I can summon a rabbit out of the blue.

[Captain Obvious]

How do you use this thing again?