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Alright! Lets go find this Bieber brat!!
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Alright! Lets go find this Bieber brat!!

Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
*On a stakeout/spying job, pretending to read a book*
Time to cut the cake.
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Yesssssss!!!! My wodoo worked!! I made lightning!!!
You`re telling my you forgot my birthday again...too bad for you
Your soul is mine. hahahahaha
*Opponent near death* "What's cooler than being cool?! ICE COLD!!!"
hahahahaha
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*Turns to the little girl next to him* Now it is your turn to die!!!
'Ey! That li'l lady better be on her way to Heaven all types of peacefully! Goku would never harm a child! Not even in a completely fictional manner!*Lines have been crossed*
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'Ey! That li'l lady better be on her way to Heaven all types of peacefully! Goku would never harm a child! Not even in a completely fictional manner!
Oh come on!!! I was just joking LOL
Nope! Goku is a protector! You are now branded a habitual line-stepper!*The lies*
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Actually you're right... Goku hates children.....
From now I will always do as you say and I will never disobey you again dear Oh-Dubs!
THAT'S what I'm talking about Goku!! Thank you for realising this ![]()
That's completely necessary. Continue.*Bows before Goku*
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You are my Queen Oh-Dubs, let me kiss your ring, pleeeeeaseee?
Awwwwww.... that's so sweet Goku. Alright, you can kiss my ring. Always remember I am in charge! I will forgive you this once for that previous misstep!
A variety of well thought out ways. Also, because I am a thoughtful/respectful man; your quote is what your avatar is thinking.Goku! You complete slab of man meat; however can I serve your hunkiness?!
And now...you shall witness my greatness...IN THE AFTERLIFE....bwahahaha
I am VENGEANCE! I am the KNIGHT! I AM.....going to get some coffee. Want anything?
Target acquired....."a shot is fired"...........god it is a huge turkey. Today`s dinner is gonna be DELICIOUS...yum yum
Alfred, where's the batmobile?
Watch my shiny sword amaze you!
The Goddess Mortho's Modern Woman collection
Great pop tunes made even better thanks to lyrical adjustments:
Call Me Never:
Hey I just met you.
This is crazy.
Here's my look of disgust.
Call me never.
And all the other men, who try to court me,
They have failed me as have you.
It Can Never Be Perfect:
I have been foolish chasing for perfection.
Now I realise, no-one is good for meee
It can never beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Perfect.
It can never beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Worth it.
Too many people chase perfection.
But I know I'm too cool for school.
It can never beee
Oh yeaaah
perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh great the CD has stopped working.
The Goddess Mortho's Modern Woman collection: For the women (and men) who wish to be left alone.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Look... I'm not turning around now, I'm not, it's too late, I've walked too much and my feet are too tired, so just forget it.
Dating Profile: Hi. My name is Lady Vamp.
My age is unimportant, as I am a vampire and vampires are immortal.
I'm looking for a fellow vampire.
I look a bit like Kate Beckinsale and I love sword play.
I also know how to pull off cheesy action one liners, enjoy banter and comedic chat up lines.
My dream date would of course be a vampire, nocturnal (duh), hate werewolves and share my love for night crawling violence.
Please note: I know a lot of men love picnics since they're cheap, require effort and are romantic, but I'm just not into that. I hate sunlight. It burns my beautiful complexion and long exposure can kill. If you must insist on taking me out on a picnic, please bring plenty of butter (as there is no better sunblock for a vampire).