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[Lady Mortho]

My eyeliner is sexy!

[Abraham_uk]

Mortho's Brother: Is that a photo of you? [Mortho's Brother points to the photograph below]

 

 

Mortho: Sure is. It's an old photo.

 

Mortho's Brother: What's the story sis?

 

Mortho: A few years back, it was my first year at Uni.

My friends and I were having a Tudor themed pub crawl and well things don't go to plan.

The bouncers wouldn't let me into any of the pubs, despite me showing proof of age.

 

Was 19 years of age yet they still thought I was 13!

 

Mortho's Brother: Aww. You bless your cotton socks.

 

Mortho: Quit it!

 

Mortho's Brother: Don't worry. You'll turn 18 soon.

 

Mortho: I'm 25

 

Mortho's Brother: Months old.

 

Mortho: Ugh!

[UnknownIntrigue]

You see two faces of me in this picture. One when I am relaxed and the other when angry.

[Abraham_uk]

Inquisitor: I am many, many, many people.

 

I am a:

 

Female Dwarf Warrior

Male Dwarf Warrior

Female Dwarf Rogue

Male Dwarf Rogue

 

Female Elf Warrior

Male Elf Warrior

Female Elf Rogue

Male Elf Rogue

Female Elf Mage

Male Elf Mage

 

Female Human Warrior

Male Human Warrior

Female Human Rogue

Male Human Rogue

Female Human Mage

Male Human Mage

 

Female Qunari Warrior

Male Qunari Warrior

Female Qunari Rogue

Male Qunari Rogue

Female Qunari Mage

Male Qunari Mage

 

How am I all those people?

You'll never know...

 

 

Bioware Poster: Wait a minute! You forgot to take into account specialisations and backgrounds.

Inquisitor: You're kidding right? This post is already too long!

[UnknownIntrigue]

Are you going to give me that sack of gold or....?????

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Kiss my sword or get slayed by it.

[Abraham_uk]

I'm tired of having to do surgery on these folks.

Stop wielding swords!

[Lady Mortho]

I like the Pussie that meows!

[themikefest]

My sword is so dull that it won't cut my forehead

[UnknownIntrigue]

I`m sexy and I know it.

[Lady Mortho]

Ruby Ring...

[breakdown71289]

Oh my.....

[Abraham_uk]

The Theatre staff forgot to include live music to accompany this film.

I guess they truly wanted a "Silent Movie".

 

I've unlocked an upgrade.

My latest cyborg ability allows me to ninja other posters.

 

 

p.s. Damn it. I wanted to ninja Adam Jensen, not the other way round.

[UnknownIntrigue]

Kitty is hungry, isnt it?

[Nate Assassin]

"I gt m a swrd m8"

[Lady Mortho]

Beauty is deadly...

[UnknownIntrigue]

After 30 years, I am still waiting for my prince to come and take me away on his white horse.

[Ruairi46]

#nofilter #deep #feels

[breakdown71289]

I know you want me......to kiss this sword, right?

[Drone223]

I never asked for this.