I control the world's supply of moon sugar!
Muh ha ha ha haaa!
I control the world's supply of moon sugar!
Muh ha ha ha haaa!
You cannot handle teh sexy.....of Commander Shepard.
"Always keep one hand in a pocket two is just pretentious."
''Does sepia make me look old?''
The Woldan: I was told the fancy dress theme is crazy. So what do you think?
Host: Umm. That's next Friday's Fancy Dress theme.
The Woldan: So what's this week's?
Host: Well. It's 13th Century Russia.
The Woldan: Well, weren't there any 13th Century Russians that looked like me?
Host: No.
Jessica: Sorry but next Friday will be 17th Century Spain.
Host: Jessica? Why are your Fancy Dress themes so random? Can't we do Pirates versus Ninjas, Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians etc?
The Woldan: What about the Crazy theme?
Jessica: Okay. We could do Rocky Horror Picture Show!
The Woldan: Now you're talking my language! "Let's Do The Time Warp Again!"
"That's right: I'm female and I love Mass Effect. NOW I SHALL BECOME QUEEN OF ALL SCIENCE FICTION NERDS!"
"fallout logic pls"
Pleeeeease can I have my coke back?
"Stay away from the hat. It is a magic hat, and it is for magic people. Like me."
Good job!
"You'll never escape, Mr. Bond."
"Where should I stick this thumb up first?"
"I like the silhouette I'm seeing."
ALRIGHT.
"This helmet is torture on my head!"
Just cured my addiction to Psycho!
"Smithers! Where did my 'Release the Hounds' button disappear to?!"
"Oh, you say you sell sex for money? I am TOTALLY cool with that. See?"
"What the hell is that guy doing?"
I approve the way you smash ghouls with your sledgehammer!
"That was... pretty good."
I have something stuck in my teeth .
"Magic!"
"I nuked megaton..........."