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[UnknownIntrigue]

Mom, you forgot to teach me how to fly....

[Abraham_uk]

Thank goodness I have regenerative health, because these claws hurt!

Ahhh my hands! You see. This is why I always have a moody expression! Because ahhhhhhhh!

[Vroom Vroom]

I hope this paint doesn't contain lead. 

[The Love Runner]

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway!
Looking for adventure
In whatever comes our way...

[Beerfish]

This dress is not low cut enough!

[themikefest]

My name is Wile E. Coyote. Super Genius.

[guitarmouse]

I'm waiting!!!!

[Drone223]

I've haven't been seen yet.

[Vroom Vroom]

@ guitarmouse edit: Ugh, why did there have to be strong winds. Just a little longer before I am indoors and can take my hands off my head, if anyone notices I am wearing a wig I am simply going to die.

 

@ Drone223: I love you this much. 

[Vroom Vroom]

Vroom.... vroom...

 

My artist forgot to color me. 

[breakdown71289]

*clears throat* Eyes up here!

[UnknownIntrigue]

Man I love this movie. I look so damn good in it. 

[Abraham_uk]

 

Believe it or not, I am not actually Morgan Freeman.

I am your inner conscious.

I am the one who prevents you from doing stupid things.

The reason I sound like Morgan Freeman, is because everyone heeds the advice of Morgan Freeman. 

 

 

 

Hmm. The first two X Men were good. The third wasn't great but it's not as bad as people make it out to be.

The Wolverine goes to Japan was good. I liked First Class even though I was barely in it. I was awesome in Days of Future Past.

 

Despite all of those good movies and one okay movie, I still won't forgive the studio for X Men Origins Wolverine!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

[themikefest]

The make up artist did a good job painting my face.

[Abraham_uk]

Make up artist. Pfft.

This! This is all me!

 

 

Everything from my appearance to what I say and do in life. It's all a work of art.

Now if you excuse me, I'm bringing art to The Inquisition!

[Sir DeLoria]

They may take our lives, but they will never take our facepaint!!

[Abraham_uk]

Lost for words are you?

Just take a seat and let me know when you're ready to talk.

In the meantime I'll play with my toys.

[Sir DeLoria]

Can you tell that blue is my favorite color?

[breakdown71289]

Damn you and your keyblade Sora!

[Abraham_uk]

Maxwell's Conscience: This is your conscience again telling you, driving after drinking is a bad idea.

Maxwell: So tell me Mr Freeman. How am I supposed to get home?

Conscience: Well you could take the train, the taxi, the bus or hitch a ride from Julie. Julie hasn't been drinking.

Maxwell: Don't like any of those options. Especially the train suggestion. I think I'll just sleep here then drive to work when I wake up.

Conscience: That is also a bad idea.

Maxwell: How much alcohol does it take to shut you up, Morgan Mr Goodie Two Shoes Freeman!

Conscience: A lot!

Maxwell: UGH! I hate you!

[Sir DeLoria]

The upper-most book has the same color as my hair.

Coincidence? I think not!