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[Shasow]

Uhhuh, that's right...

[The Love Runner]

Space is really, really, really, really, really, REALLY big.

[MEuniverse]

What have I done!

[Farci Reprimer]

"Okay Wrex. You will take on those thugs on the right and I will go head on for those soldiers in the left. Lets see if we can break a new record"

[smoke and mirrors]

I am anorexic

[Drone223]

This the font I use when typing.

[UnknownIntrigue]

I wonder when the match between Lakers and Celtics starts.

[The Love Runner]

Time to show my dance routine for basketball!

[UnknownIntrigue]

How papion is my mouth again?

[smoke and mirrors]

White men can`t jump

[Deathangel008]

how much longer will this guy need to finish this painting??

[FraQ]

Somebody crank up the gamma...

[Beerfish]

That bully polar bear is going to be in for a big surprise.

[Deathangel008]

wait... why am i sitting here? i really cant remember...

[UnknownIntrigue]

Damn. who was the designer of the game? I can`t even see where I am going. pffff

[Abraham_uk]

Always together!

Always united!

[UnknownIntrigue]

People ask me, why do politicians such as myself lie, deceive and dodge questions?

If I were honest, I'd lose my credibility, people would no longer want to vote for me and I'd lose my job.

He is no politician. He is a LEGEND. PETER SCHMEICHEL. Man United Goalkeepr from 1990 to 2000. My Idol

 

Game: Why am I not included in the Guardians of the Galaxy?

[breakdown71289]

Say what now?

[Abraham_uk]

Man With Spiky Hair: Umm. Nice sword. I guess I'll put it on my mantlepiece.

Samurai: That is to use in combat.

Man With Spiky Hair: Umm. I tend to use guns. I like to take my foes down at range.

Samurai: Only a coward would choose the way of the gun over the way of the sword. 

Monk: Hypocrite. Only a coward would choose the way of the sword over the way of the fist.

Diplomat: Fist. Guns. Swords. You do realise that the best offense isn't a mighty good offence. The best defence is avoiding conflict altogether.

Man With Spiky Hair: Who are you people? Thanks for the sword. Like I said, I'll put it on my mantlepiece. Now can the rest of you just go away!

Monk: I will show you the true power of the fist!

Samurai: I will show the the true power of the sword!

Ninja: [Ninja doesn't show anyone the power of stealth. Ninja is to busy sneaking and planting explosives on everyone before running away].

 

[A bunch of explosions ensue].

[guitarmouse]

mhmm my legs are so smoothe

[FraQ]

*sigh* These stupid sailors just keep crashing into my Island...

 

 

Have you see Mr. J around here?

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Morgan Freeman.

 

I know how much you love my species.

Heck, you narrated an entire documentary about my people.

I was wondering if you could narrate my epic life in the wild west.

It would be a true Penguin out of Water type of story.

 

Sincerely

 

Fraq.