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[Cathorae]

...****** in my pants...

 

censorship *sigh*

Spoiler

[De1ta0m3ga]

God, this helmet is so heavy . . .

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Mandalorians? We have dismissed that claim!

[De1ta0m3ga]

You want to say something to me?

[Abraham_uk]

Applicant: I wish to join the Inquisition. My skills include, being able to pose and having big physique. Oh and I have a big sword.

Inquisitor: Do you have any fighting experience?

Applicant: I once defeated a little kid in an arm wrestling match. Does that count?

Inquisitor: Sure. You'll do just fine. I'm signing you up for the role of a decoy. 

Applicant: What's a decoy?

Inquisitor: You'll find out soon enough.

[Fishy]

I need to get home.. It's steam sale day.

[De1ta0m3ga]

This humidity just wrecks my hair.

[Abraham_uk]

New Recruit: I made it into the Inquisition! My role involves yelling, screaming and waving my big sword! Bring it on daemons! So, what's your role?

Other Recruit: My role involves getting myself killed to buy time for the Inquisitor.

New Recruit: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

Other Recruit: [Sigh]. Turns out I'm a decoy.

New Recruit: So am I! 

 

 

Dear Bioware. Please make that an ingame ability, where you literally consume one unit every time you use the Decoy ability.

[Johnnie Walker]

My face when I see romance threads.

[DarthFoot]

Hey! Who blew this bubble? You all know the rules!  All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by.......

[Vroom Vroom]

I am ready to face the dogs of war. 

[Drone223]

I wished it was a bugatti veyron.

[Abraham_uk]

For the last time!

I am not Prophet from the Crisis series!

[2Pac]

Derp

[Inprea]

I'm not angry I'm focused!

[De1ta0m3ga]

Man am I glad this top hasn't slipped off yet.

[themikefest]

I will lead my people into battle.

[Abraham_uk]

[The Inquisitor is talking to the members of the Inquisition]

 

Alex Regan Inquisitor: I am the Leader of The Inquisition.

Cinema Sins Jeremy: Roll Credits!

Alex Regan Inquisitor: I will lead The Inquisition to victory.

Cinema Sins Jeremy: Roll Credits!

Alex Regan Inquisitor: Who will join me?

Cinema Sins Jeremy: This moment doesn't contain a...

Alex Regan Inquisitor: Don't say it!

Cinema Sins Jeremy: Badass Inquisitor is badass. Worth removing a sin right there.

Alex Regan Inquisitor: It is time to unite the divided lands against the demon hordes.

Cinema Sins Jeremy: Hey. Wasn't that the plot of Dragon Age Origins and Mass Effect 3?

Alex Regan Inquisitor: For the Inquisition!

Cinema Sins Jeremy: Roll Credits!

[smoke and mirrors]

I am stoned again

[Abraham_uk]

Oh dear. You're so out of it that you're posting in the wrong threads.

[Sir DeLoria]

Mona Lisa ain't got **** on me!

[smoke and mirrors]

I need an evil plan

[Abraham_uk]

Something unpredictable, but in the end it's right, I hope you had the time of your life.

I'm leaving you, bye bye!

[smoke and mirrors]

Green Day  Abe

 

 

I was not drawn by a child

[Abraham_uk]

Green Day  Abe

 

 

I was not drawn by a child

 

Awesome band!

 

Okay. I know you find the song offensive.

So let me make it clear. I never once said in my song that Americans were idiots.

I said that I don't want to be an American idiot.

 

I for one am an intelligent American.