I'm feeling carsick...
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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Guest_Jek Romano Shavo_*
, oct. 11 2011 02:51
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#27677
Posté 31 août 2014 - 03:02
TheChosenOne
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Why do I not feel any pain? Should probably get that checked....
- Vroom Vroom aime ceci
#27678
Posté 31 août 2014 - 03:57
breakdown71289
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Prepare to meet your doom Black Suit With A Deep Voice Over Guy!
#27679
Posté 31 août 2014 - 05:00
Kaiser Arian XVII
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Good. They think I'm Goku. Now it's the time to hit them hard!
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 31 août 2014 - 05:03
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Listen up real good! I'm gonna beat the crap outta you!
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#27682
Posté 31 août 2014 - 09:41
smoke and mirrors
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I will win the fair maidens hand
#27683
Posté 31 août 2014 - 10:00
Shasow
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I hope the Packers win this time...
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#27684
Posté 31 août 2014 - 10:06
smoke and mirrors
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It`s cold out here were did I put my jacket ?
#27685
Posté 31 août 2014 - 10:08
ObserverStatus
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"It's sheer perfection. My precious G-virus. No one will ever take you away from me."
#27686
Posté 31 août 2014 - 10:09
Deathangel008
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dont worry, i will not bite you.
#27687
Posté 31 août 2014 - 12:05
themikefest
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I need a flashlight
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#27688
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 31 août 2014 - 12:09
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Don't look at me like that! I said I'm not coming with you girlfriend yo!
#27689
Posté 31 août 2014 - 12:28
themikefest
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Don't tell anyone I'm Catwoman
#27690
Posté 31 août 2014 - 04:10
Abraham_uk
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Alix Wilton Regan the Inquisitor: For the Inquisition!
Cinema Sins Jeremy: Roll credits!
Inquisitor: Shut up!
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#27692
Posté 31 août 2014 - 04:21
Abraham_uk
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Miranda: Hey Shepard! Remove that face look off your face!
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#27693
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Posté 31 août 2014 - 04:48
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Miranda: Hey Shepard! Remove that face look off your face!
That Shepard is so goddamn creepy.
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#27696
Posté 31 août 2014 - 05:01
breakdown71289
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Hurry up Shepard, we're going to be late!
#27698
Posté 31 août 2014 - 05:49
Abraham_uk
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I hope she's turned on by this smile.
I have been watching hundreds of youtube videos and reading countless books on seduction technique.
I hope she is turned on.
YES! IT WORKED!
Get in!
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#27699
Posté 31 août 2014 - 05:51
UnknownIntrigue
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is that...bacon?....oh...god answered my prayers. 
#27700
Posté 31 août 2014 - 05:53
Abraham_uk
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So. I've won her over with my sexy smirk.
Now I have to say something.
It can't be corny, but it has to leave a mark.
[Speaks the following]. Nice outfit.
Okay that was the most unoriginal thing I could have said. But don't worry. She is smiling.
That smirk plus the "nice outfit" remark. What if she thinks I'm a pervert?
I'm supposed to be smooth suave and sophisticated, not creepy pervert.
[The woman replies] Umm. Are you going to ask me out?
Oh boy. She's on to me. Be cool.
[Speaks the following] I'll take you wherever you like.
Umm. Don't know what to say. Okay. Keep up the smile. If I say very little, maybe I can keep up a layer of intrigue. Women love a good mystery.
[The woman speaks]. You're mysterious. I love mysterious.
Whatever I'm doing, it's working. I hope she doesn't find out that I don't have a clue.
The woman was thinking the following...
Oh my goodness. He is perfect. Don't mess this up!
Just stick to the sexy routine and make sure he never finds out that you don't have a clue.
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