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No no.. it.. was... not.. me.. hehehehe..., I didn't steal it I promise... heh.. (nervous laughter
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Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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No no.. it.. was... not.. me.. hehehehe..., I didn't steal it I promise... heh.. (nervous laughter
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Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
I am sexy and i know it.
That don't impress me much!
Bah, bah, bah, da, da.
You've got the looks but haven't got the touch.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
YOU there! Yes YOU! You ain't ****, you hear me?! Run back to your momma! Now! Off you go!
Model: Ugh. I've been standing here for hours.
Photographer: I am still trying to get the perfect shot. Hey Susan. Her face isn't shiny enough.
Model: Really? More moisturiser? My face is so greasy it could make concrete transparent!
Photographer: But can your face make steel transparent? No. Susan, her face needs even more moisturiser.
Model: Seriously. My husband is waiting for me! Can you hurry this up?
Photographer: Good idea! I'll call your husband and then we can have glamour photos with the two of you! You've got kids? We can have a family photo.
Model: We don't have kids yet.
Photographer: It's okay. We'll borrow Susan's.
Model: You've taken over 300 photos. Just pick one so that I can go home. You know my husband's lasagne has probably gone cold.
Photographer: Okay. Okay. 500 more photos and we'll be done. Promise. ![]()
Model: I hate you! ![]()
Listen here you little ****!
feel the power of the force. and of my lightsaber.
Is that a bit mark?
Back in the day, glamour models wore hardly anything.
These days glamour models wear armour! Lots of shiny armour!
"EXPELLIUAMUS!"
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I ain't budging! ![]()
One Woman Army: Enough with the bloody scripts!
Abraham_uk: What scripts? ![]()
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*

Screw Ezio. Everyone joins Altair fan club!
Cause climbing towers as viewpoints and and startling one city is too mainstream.
They made me look like a cocaine addict.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Edward Kenway is not pelased of you, Kaiserian Xerxes.
Surrounded by some very well trained worriers in heavy armor.
No my plan is not failed yet... It just takes a few seconds longer.
Are you kidding me?
The omni-tool thrashes the Pip Boy!
While you're spending hours trying to decide which limb to target, I have enough time to use sabotage, then follow up with incinerate then finish off with overload! Boom! You're going down!
oh no my friend, you stay here!!
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Goodness.
This is the most intriguing artifact I've ever come across.
A box that is bigger on the inside than the outside.
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Hey! You! What are you doing inside my TARDIS?
Get out now!
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Hmm. Looks like I've been spotted!
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You don't say! Now get out!
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Before I leave, can I take that metal head? [Pointing to the head of a Cyberman]
Oi! Abraham_uk! Enough with the bloody scripts and crossovers!
Yo, I want you for my joker army.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
So that's how it's gonna be.. betrayed after all these years... I'm gonna show him what "betrayal" means!
and once again someone has removed all colors except black and white. but you know what? i think its better this way.
I just got kicked out of that Blue Box and now I'm in a flooded cavern.
[Sigh]. The greatest find in human history dematerialised. Oh well. I've got this creepy metal head. So..
[Creepy metal head shouts "delete!"]
Ooh. Creepy metal head talks!
Oi! Abraham_uk! Enough with the scripts! That is coming from the man who used to bombard the BBC with scripts when he was 15 years old!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Hey! I ain't finished with you yet you little punk!