Drone 233: Hey Shepard? Can I join your squad?
Shepard: Hmm, I could use a decoy.
Drone 233: No. Everyone knows that the term decoy is a polite word for "cannon fodder". I am skilled with heavy weapons and I can craft heavy weapon ammo. Besides you, none of your squadmates are proficient in heavy weapons.
Shepard: Okay, I'll take you on board.
[Some time later].
Shepard: Well. You just killed all of the Reaper footsoldiers.
Drone 233: Yeah. I mean, how come you guys never use heavy weapons? You had that mini-nuke on your back the entire mission and didn't use it once.
Shepard: I was saving up my precious heavy weapon ammo.
Drone 233: By not using it, at a time when we needed it. You know what? I can take it from here. I'm heading up towards the Citadel.
Shepard: You can't do that! You'll get charged by a giant laser.
[Some time later].
[Shepard is a bit angry. She is covered in glowing green lines].
Shepard: Drone! What have you done!? I knew taking you on board was a mistake!
Drone 233: It's okay Shepard. I'm in your head. I'm in everyones head! You know what's odd. The Reapers had a vastly superior indoctrination device that they didn't use after countless cycles. Now I've indoctrinated everyone, including the Reapers.
Shepard: You've indoctrinated me too?
Drone 233: Yes. I've indoctrinated everyone!
Cinema Sins Jeremy: Obvious fan fiction is obvious. *Ding*
Abraham_uk: Shut up!
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