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[smoke and mirrors]

Cuddles make the world go round

[Dermain]

Green and gold totally do not go together.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I need better skin healing potions.

[themikefest]

This is my high school yearbook photo

[UnknownIntrigue]

I did not know how fun rejecting people is till now.

[guitarmouse]

♫ I'm Popeye the Sailor Man ♪ ♪

[UnknownIntrigue]

Now, one Blonde and One Brunette. Good. We can lure men and fill our dungeon. 

[themikefest]

You can't stop me. Hahahahaha

[Fishy]

Your joke suck.

[Lady Mortho]

Noir filter is my favourite

[Beerfish]

I think I have the 'seven year itch.'

[Abraham_uk]

Bruce Wayne: So, how exactly are you going to help me protect my secret identity?

One Woman Army: I've put a lot of thought into this one. I am going to be your pretend wife.

Bruce Wayne Double: And I'll be your double.

One Woman Army: Tonight your double and I will be getting "married" in Vegas. My cover story is that I'm a gorgeous model, who got drunk and married the disreputable Bruce Wayne. 

Bruce Wayne Double: Here comes the fun part. Whilst you're busy beating up thugs, I'll be sleeping with hot models!

One Woman Army: I will be complaining about you having extra marital affairs and getting kicked out of casinos.

Bruce Wayne Double: I've got this epic line prepared. When I'm kicked out of a casino, I'll yell to the bouncer "Argo **** yourself!"

Bruce Wayne: That plan sounds so crazy it might work.

Bruce Wayne Double: Besides Mr Wayne. If Batman is beating up thugs whilst Bruce Wayne is nowhere to be seen, it looks suspicious.

One Woman Army: One more thing! Remove the Wayne Enterprise logo off your gadgets. Very bad idea!

Bruce Wayne: You're both hired!

 

[Some time later].

 

Bruce Wayne Double: This is the best job ever! I am going to get so drunk and have so much fun in this role! Wooo!

One Woman Army: Hmm. Indeed. [shaking her head]. I am going to be the laughing stock of Hollywood if this plan is successful. I'll be seen as the ultimate tool, marrying Bruce Wayne. So how long will this pretend marriage last?

Bruce Wayne Double: Long enough for us to have pretend kids!

[Abraham_uk]

Interviewer: Wow. You're not only The Doctor's companion, but you'll also be playing as Bruce Wayne's pretend wife.

Actress: I couldn't have asked for a better agent.

Interviewer: So what will you be bringing to the role of the Doctor's companion?

Actress: I'm not allowed to say.

Interviewer: What about your role as Bruce Wayne's pretend wife?

Actress: I'm not allowed to say.

Interviewer: Is it true that you'll also be appearing in the next Avengers film?

Actress: I'm not allowed to say.

Interviewer: Are you in any other films or television series?

Actress: I'm not allowed to say.

Guy in interviewer's earpiece: She's not telling us anything. Just end the interview and we'll hack her phone instead.

[Deathangel008]

yes, i´m talking to you!

[UnknownIntrigue]

Raiden who?

[Drone223]

I took too much steroids.

[Abraham_uk]

I don't take steroids.

I wear steroids.

 

 

Epic power armour gives you 200% bonus to strength, 340% bonus to speed and 1000% bonus to carry capacity.

Go to your nearest high tech armourer for more details.

[Aimi]

[Drone223]

They didn't see me rob the bank....good.

[Aimi]

Zzzz...falling asleep on my feet...standing at attention is for robots.

No.. don't make me.. I don't want to go...

Haha, that's actually the exact opposite message of the song that that picture is from.

[Abraham_uk]

We've been rehearsing all day.

You don't mind if I have a power nap.

 

Yes, I power nap whilst standing.