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[Abraham_uk]

Hmm... What should I write for my profile?

Hobbies: Modelling, martial arts and listening to Lana Del Rey.

You know what? No need to write a profile. I'll just use this photo of myself. The men will flock to me with requests!

[FraQ]

Prepare your asses, It's conducting time!

[NextArishok]

I keep thinking of that clip from the green lantern and smile

 

also Blake Lively

 

[Abraham_uk]

I'm a Reaver, Berserker and Champion combined! I am a Qunari!

[Drone223]

Edit: Ninja'd

 

Time for some petty theft.

[Abraham_uk]

Hmm. There was crying, screaming, shouting and... it was horrific.

I have never heard so many children swear at each other.

I was at the top of the leaderboard so I got the brunt of the abuse. Oh and it didn't help that they knew I was a woman.

[Drone223]

I want you to save the universe from the daleks!

[Abraham_uk]

Which is just as well, because I know where the Dalek's weak spot is.

The eye!

[Abraham_uk]

People look at me and assume that I'm the pretty honey trap decoy who will ruin everything for one unfortunate victim.

Thing is, I'm not the decoy. I'm the assassin, and you're the decoy.

[Drone223]

Look a UFO!

[FraQ]

This isn't where I parked my car...

[Abraham_uk]

Cinema Sins Jeremy: Scene doesn't contain a...

One Woman Army: Don't you dare say it!

Cinema Sins Jeremy: A dancing orangutan.

One Woman Army: What?

 

Assassins Creed Assassin: Dang it! I thought I had killed the script writer! He is still very much alive and still writing terrible scripts!

[themikefest]

Only you can prevent forest fires.

[Abraham_uk]

This is the look I give people when I urge them to give money to charity.

Please, think of the children and give generously to The Mike Fest Foundation.

[FraQ]

You miss the forest nymph?

 

Don't worry, she's safe. She'll stay that way too... So long as my demands are met.

[guitarmouse]

if I stand close enough, she can't stab me.

[breakdown71289]

Come to me.....

[Fishy]

OH MY GOD. .THIS LEG.. SO HUMPABLE

[EarthboundNess]

Guards, guards everywhere, and not a hay bale to be seen.