Agent down!
I repeat! Agent down!
Oh goodness. One Woman Army has spotted me!
Agent down!
I repeat! Agent down!
Oh goodness. One Woman Army has spotted me!
Yes, my face is made of clay.
Can I fight alongside you?
Depends. Do you have any fighting skills? Swords, axes, spears, bows, shields, magic etc?
I have big meaty fists. Will those suffice?
Okay. You see that Dragon. I need you to draw it's attention so that I can kill it.
So I'm a decoy. Again. Sigh. This is why I left the Inquisition.
No need for mascara, if you have blood coming out of your eyes.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Huh?? What the hell happened to ma face and hair??!! The fire must have burned it all!!!!
Hmm. Let's look at my wardrobe.
Sexy Spy: Perhaps
Sexy Soldier: Maybe
Sexy Stalker: No. Just plain no.
Sexy Seductress: Hmm.
I need to combine all outfits into an epic outfit.
[Ten hours later]
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Oh this outfit is just perfect.
I've made two identical outfits. The other one is for my husband.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
I am Groot.
"Boy, Talk about being Creative."
Screw these assassins and templars. I just want some treasure!
Only a fool would preach "tomorrow never comes".
My name means tomorrow, and I am coming tomorrow! ![]()
I wonder what kind of nuts I'll grow, and how they taste like...
"I am groot?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOM CLOSE THE DOOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]()
Look at these.
Hows my pose? Is it good? Do I look regal? My left arm? Head down? PERFECT!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Do you wanna repeat that?! No? I didn't think so!
Can I take off the blindfold now?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Bow to me now! Kiss my ring and I will grant your wish! Maybe....
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Batman can kiss my ass.
So I've spent over 10 years looking for this treasure...WHERE IS IT?!
"Oi got a problem mate? C'mere then yeh cheeky little c*nt I'll smash yeh face up."
I am going to kill the man who gave me this scar
Beat the overrated Packers by 20 and everyone on ESPN is saying we're gonna win the superbowl.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
What the hell??? Is my head backwards on???
They call me The One Woman Army. I'm the one woman, and I have an army of men chasing me.