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****! I hope he didn't see me....
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****! I hope he didn't see me....
Don't I look hot in this dress?!
My druid powers will resurrect their dead garden.
I am not gonna eat it
Taste the rainbow!
The mane in spain falls mainly on the plain
**** my life...
we are so cute, you have to love us!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
What's this?! My dead husband?! How did he show up here?! I just wacked him this morning!!!!
is it just me, or is it very hot in here?
I'm I the Catalyst?
Traynor: Oh hey James. You see I have a problem. Commander Shepard who is practically a Mary Sue when it comes to just about everything, can't do this one thing. She can't dance. How are we supposed to celebrate the destruction of the Reapers if Shepard can't dance?
Vega: Sorry. I can't dance either. However, have you ever seen a Drell dance? Damn! Those dance moves are out of this world.
Traynor: Where on the Citadel do we find one of those?
Vega: Well. I.. ahem once dated a Drell. She.. umm. Don't ask. She's an amazing dance instructor.
[Shepard and Traynor proceed to teese Vega about his experiences dating a Drell. Vega gets increasingly embarrassed].
Staying in the Kingdom or not? That is the question.
Let me be the first to say, "Ew, incest!"
Incest? You mean WINcest! ![]()
I thought (w)incest was normal and considered sexy in Japanese manga/anime? ![]()
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Hmmmmm I'm so delicious hmmmmm-hmmmmmmmm.
I will put sunglasses on every popular fictional character ever conceived!
Deal with it!
@FiveThreeTen: Yes. I love it when someone understands the subtext behind my Avatars! ![]()
"Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse."
Nature magic.
For mages who want to destroy everything in sight but are fed up with Fire, Ice, Lightning and Earth elementals!
@ FraQ: Just kidding, his name is "Bob" I just call him "Herbert" to get on his nerves.
@Abraham_uk: Vote "Yes"
How long will it take for someone to make an inappropriate joke about Putin?
You guys are such cowards! Why do you think I picked this avatar?
Make a remark about Ukraine, or gay rights! No inappropriate remarks? Sigh. You guys are such chickens!
This jar is empty.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Crap!! My weapon is not working!!! I am so screwed!!! ![]()
time to reap what you sowed
Taste the rainbow mother ****er!
I wore a Titan once. It's nice but I can't enter buildings wearing a Titan.
My power armour allows me to maintain my mobility, take damage and kick ass, whilst being able to enter buildings.
Now all I need is Tony Stark to add flying capability, palm blasters and tank rockets to complete this suit!
I fought for freedom long before King Leonidas did...
Long before and long after.
Truly Mel Gibson believed in freedom. The freedom to travel through time.