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That is how I assassinate my targets. Intrigue them with fantasy and my charm as you see and tell them to close their eyes to enjoy it most. Then bang.
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That is how I assassinate my targets. Intrigue them with fantasy and my charm as you see and tell them to close their eyes to enjoy it most. Then bang.
My sword display is impressive.
Sadly my opponent has a gun.
I very cleverly and wisely replaced another chimp with myself in that group of space chimps. Pure Genius.
Aerobics class is getting a bit strange these days.
The instructor got us all to wear heavy armour, then gave us blades before making us do this strange dance.
It looks cool but a little dangerous. Good thing we're all wearing heavy armour.
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Are my teeth a bit yellow? ![]()
I love the feel of cold steel on my bum.
I really think I look like you when I look at myself in the mirror.
I would show you my right arm, but its smaller than my left arm
What are you looking at? A little privacy please.
Exterminate exterminate
"No one suspects the secret to my magic trick. All I did was stick a decapitated head that belonged to one of my victims in an over-sized hat."
This car doesn't have automatic break. Let me smash it.
it that a.....a....a penis?!
What did say about my horns?
I'm just going to stand here menacingly until the Cryptarch gives me a Legendary.
I am going to be in the next lego movie .
Damn this is hot!
Taste the sweet wine.
I can't see out of this fecking helmet!
"Did you really think that would work?"
fecking automatic ribbon dispenser!
This is in the way...