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[Balbock]

Ausgezeichnet!

 

Damn I just realized that I do not know Mr Burns' trademark line in english...

[Deathangel008]

taste my omniblade, you stupid marauder!

[Abraham_uk]

Cutscene Lara:

 

I have fallen several times, gotten shot and stabbed multiple times.

Oh boy when can this nightmare end.

 

 

Gameplay Lara:

 

Die! Go and perish! I shall finish you all! WOOOOO!

I'm the queen of the jungle, and today you'll all be jungle mince! WOOOOO!

[guitarmouse]

yea I have a great ass, but it is a pain to try to get into a pair of jeans.

[UnknownIntrigue]

My ass is more smooth than the previous person.

[Abraham_uk]

You see. I am so infamously controversial that people will scream and hurl abuse at me.

Truly the mark of a great villain.

[guitarmouse]

I should have listened to Mum, she said if I kept making faces, it would stick.

[Abraham_uk]

Mama told me not to come.

She said, that ain't the way to have fun.

[Monster A-Go Go]

"So do I get the part?  Can I play Snape in the next movie?"

[Abraham_uk]

Agent: I regret to inform you that there shall be no more Harry Potter films for the foreseeable future.

However there is a parody fan script in the works. It's low budget handheld camera work.

There's zero pay but it might grant you some recognition.

What do you say?

 

Mr Bean: I'll take it!

 

Agent: There is just one more thing. The team don't have a proper microphone. I know cameras have inbuilt microphones but they're not very...

 

Mr Bean: I'll buy one.

 

Agent: There is another thing. I happen to be the director of this project. You don't mind a child being your boss?

 

Mr Bean: It's cool.

 

Agent: Hmph. You haven't done one typical Mr Bean action throughout this entire conversation?

 

Mr Bean: It's not my fault that Abraham_uk misrepresented me.

 

Agent: You can always sue Abraham_uk for this misrepresentation.

 

Mr Bean: I love it when Abraham_uk breaks the fourth wall.  I mean Abraham_uk loves it when Abraham_uk breaks the fourth wall.

[spirosz]

I'M WINNING, I'M WINNING! 

[Abraham_uk]

Just getting ready for an epic boxing match!

[Beerfish]

I wish I had a piece of pi

[Abraham_uk]

Time to go!

Neep, neep!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

No Gracias Amigo. I won't forgive you.

[Abraham_uk]

This armour is so damn heavy.

Ugh my back!

Ugh! It hurts.

[Deathangel008]

we are legion.

[SmilesJA]

I'm bruised, bloody and ready to kill.

[UnknownIntrigue]

COCKROACHES.....COCKROACHES...I HATE THEM.

[Abraham_uk]

I am not a cockroach!

I am something far worse!

[UnknownIntrigue]

The cosmetic guy forgot to join the two sides of my mustache. what a failure.

[Ultimate Power Being]

Are people gonna think I'm gay? Nah, I'll be fine. Being fashionable in the mountains just means I have money!