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[Deathangel008]

which f*cking idiot put glue on this wall?!?

[Abraham_uk]

Can't I do press ups without uninvited paparazzi taking pictures of me!?

Scram!

 

 

 

Square Enix. Please don't make me endure another adventure. I've been shot, stabbed, I have fallen multiple times, I have been surrounded by bagillions of armed people. I have caught many infections from all the wounds I've been getting. I just want to go home.

 

Square Enix: We're going to have more falling, more explosions and a torture scene. Just for you Lara!

 

 Can't you just pick Mary Sue to take my place? Like in the days before the reboot?

 

Square Enix: No! We're going for realistic Lara who feels pain! Lots of physical and emotional pain! Oh and there will be a trilogy! Now graze your way down a cliff only for a really sharp tree to break your fall!

[SmilesJA]

But mommy, I want that toy now!!!!!

[Abraham_uk]

So I downloaded this app.

I got lots of requests from strangers.

Ewww. Creepy!

 

[Deathangel008]

why did you do that? you know i wanted the last piece of cake

[Abraham_uk]

Announcer: Lara Croft will now be the player character in the next Dark Souls game!

Lara Croft: Why? Haven't I suffered enough?

Announcer: You think you can go from college graduate to Mary Sue overnight? Consider this your training!

Lara Croft: I swear the developers hate me!

[SmilesJA]

Wow! I look so beautiful!!!

[Abraham_uk]

You know, armour from Terra isn't all bad.

I can perform my exercises in it without breaking a sweat.

 

When I go on the battlefield I better get some actual armour!

 

 

[Geth Supremacy]

Jennifer Lawrence naked.....my life is complete.

[SmilesJA]

Jennifer Lawrence naked.....my life is complete.

 

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[Abraham_uk]

Ewwww no!

Why are there so many creeps on the internet?

[Just My Moniker]

"What are you looking at? I just like making squinchy faces." 

[TheChosenOne]

I know you're looking.....

[themikefest]

Haha. Found you.

[Really Sad Panther]

No, I don't want to dance with you.

[Geth Supremacy]

The true definition of freemasonry is an advance toward the light.....the question then becomes what is the light of masonry?  Doubt it not. When the mason truly learns the mystery of his craft the seething energies of Lucifer (the light bearer) are in his hands.

[Colaman172]

I truly would kill for a Klondike Bar!

[The Love Runner]

Oh, my...I wasn't expecting you to take a fancy to me...

[SmilesJA]

I am the law.

[the_last_krogan]

i got no try

check for a knock on

[Colaman172]

What is this sticky substance on the floor?

[breakdown71289]

Yeeeaah I don't think so.

[Monster A-Go Go]

[SmilesJA]

This suit makes me more of a man!