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"Here's a TV that looks like an apple."
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"Here's a TV that looks like an apple."
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Heeeyyy give me a bite of that candybar! Now!!
One Woman Army: Are you finished painting me?
Husband: Me painting you? I just asked you to pose as a practical joke. I'm actually just piecing together clues for my investigation.
One Woman Army: You're kidding me.
Husband: When I tell you who the serial killer is, you can wreak your mayhem on him. Oooh turns out it's a she this time. Have fun.
p.s. Why is it so hard to find a video clip. It's from Deep Breath
You can't have me! I'm taken!
Director: Okay for the reboot of Indiana Jones, we are having a female play the iconic character. However we're looking for women with a real life phobia of snakes. So Smiles. I want you to be brave for this audition. Here are some snakes.
Smiles: Oh no! Oooh! Get away from me!
Director: Perfect!
I have a hair in my mouth... ugh!
Just so you know, I'm not wear any underwear!
OMG I can't believe I shook that guy's hand... YUCK!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Come on! On one two three! GO!!!!
Multivariable Calculus is such a dumb class.
Casting magic is associated with intelligence.
In order to be a true mathmagician you must learn the ancient art of calculus.
Now watch me integrate enemies with explosions.
However I must differentiate friends from foes!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Is there something on my tongue?
It's okay to touch my ass.
Spider on the sofa!
Meep... Meeep... MEEEEEEEEEEEP!
(This might be my last post on this forum ever. Seriously it's not gonna get any better than this! So happy right now.
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Ready to charge at my husbanddddddddd....GOOOOOOOOOOO
Am I guy or a girl? Guess!
shhhh...dont talk about Lady Gaga to me.
my best Bill and Ted pose
They were going to shade my face too, but I got sent to bomb Syria before the artist could finish?
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
So? Can you see it yet? Is it there? I can't open my mouth any wider than this, it kinda hurts as it is, so hurry up already!
there is no junk in my trunk, it is all woman
Wanna know what's between my legs?