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[Abraham_uk]

Brad: Hey dudes. Did you know I'm dating Lara Croft?

Jeke: No way!

Brad: Yes way!

Ash: She's a fictional character man. I ain't buying it.

Brad: [show picture on phone] I am.

Ash: Oh. You mean that girl who shares the same name as the protagonist from Tomb Raider?

Jeke: I knew you were full of it!

Brad: Whatever! You're just jealous!

Jeke: Hang on a moment. Is that your facebook profile?

Brad: Yes.

Jeke: I didn't know your surname was Pitt. That is so awesome. You share the same name as

 

Bioware Forumite: annnnnndddd, you've just killed the joke! Also Abe. That's not how teenagers talk.  Also no one uses the word "dude" or the word "whatever"  anymore. Just saying.

[breakdown71289]

*sees a familiar face driving up the road* You hear that? That is the sound.......of an idiot.

[Abraham_uk]

Oh goodness. There's more of them!

No! No more! I don't want any more!

Just please, please, make it stop!

Make it stop!

[Balbock]

Today we will break the speed record for self-propelled vessel with 4 wheels.

 

We will use a Mini Cooper and power it with a sail.

 

 

No, it is not a insane plan. Just think about it.

 

The Mini Cooper is Britain's finest and most recognisable car ever produced. And a great Empire was build with the help of sailing vessels.

 

So which part of this plan exactly should be insane?

[themikefest]

My name is tool, Omni-tool

[Abraham_uk]

One day we'll be this good!

 

[SmilesJA]

I have a prize winning smile!

[Sir DeLoria]

Oh god, it's a cramp! A craaamp!!

Also Abe. That's not how teenagers talk. Also no one uses the word "dude" or the word "whatever" anymore. Just saying.

I do, like all the time, dude. Guess cus I'm from California, but whateva.

[TheChosenOne]

That's weird......... 

[The Love Runner]

Wait...did the skin of my arms disappear?

[TheChosenOne]

COME HERE,YOU!

[Monster A-Go Go]

Is this sufficient armor for a dragon fight, Mr. Frazetta?

[N0rke]

Yea, I'm kind of a big deal around here.

[The Love Runner]

This rose from Thanos sure smells nice...

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Homer, I've had enough of your shenanigans!

[smoke and mirrors]

Your country needs you

[JasonPogo]

Man I hate Kratos...

[Monster A-Go Go]

I really hope they have my hairstyle in the next Dragon Age.

[SmilesJA]

I'm too small for this suit.

[Monster A-Go Go]

Gah!  My pedicure..it's...hideous!

[smoke and mirrors]

Get me more coffee

[Deathangel008]

stay there...

[themikefest]

This is hopeless

[FraQ]

Is the camera rolling?