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[Abraham_uk]

Ninjaed remark in spoiler.

 

Spoiler

Confuses Homer Simpson with a giant fighting chicken.

Should have gone to [removed for reasons of product placement].

 

Sorry I didn't see the Simpson Family Guy crossover.

I was busy, umm watching videos of myself... On the internet...

Oh don't judge! If you looked this good, you would too!

[Abraham_uk]

The BBC: Due to complaints about racism, Jeremy Clarkson has been removed from Top Gear

The BBC is very upset about this decision

As will fans

 

We've got a supermodel to take his place.

 

It really irks me that people assume that I can't drive! I have been driving in many different sports cars. I have beaten all of the Top Gear time trials! I know a lot about cars!

 

The BBC: The BBC is deeply sorry about this decision. To make up for this, we have helped Jeremy Clarkson set up his own independant radio show. Now you will get to hear an unedited, unadulterated version of Jeremy Clarkson, without people telling him what he can and cannot say.

 

 If it makes you feel better, I am a huge fan of Clarkson FM!

[SmilesJA]

I don't need to go to the dentist see?! Look at those pearly whites!!!!

[Abraham_uk]

I like 98% of the human race am afraid of

 

Spiders!

 

 

Do not check out the spoiler if you're afraid of spiders.

Please don't look!

It's hideous! No! Just look away!

Oh boy it's horrible!

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

[The Love Runner]

I'm taking your fava beans, Lecter!

[smoke and mirrors]

No i am the best show on Fox

[smoke and mirrors]

Be a dear and hand me a towel

[Abraham_uk]

My beloved! I must sincerely urge you to stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart!

Oh my dearest. I do apologise. Great flames are casted from my hands when I think of you love!

Truly, this is a most embarrassing spell effect at a most delicate of times.

I must depart and return in a couple of hours when my magic is in check.

[smoke and mirrors]

I would like to say sorry to Argentina

[Abraham_uk]

Dear Faralda Hearthfire

 

I have decided to join the College of Winterhold, so that I may learn to control my magic.

This is a difficult decision for me, as well my fellow Nords are none to keen on the arcane arts, but my abilities make me a threat to myself and the people of Skyrim. 

 

There have been many an incident such as that time I turned you into a chicken, another time when I burped magical vines and a time when I got stuck in mid air and randomly fired ice pikes narrowly missing the citizens of Whiterun.

 

Suffice to say, I have a serious problem, that is putting our marriage in jeopardy and lives at risk. In order that I may be a good husband, a good father to our yet to be born daughter and a responsible wizard I need training.

 

From your devoted husband

 

Arnold Battleborn

 

I'll just send this letter to the courier and... oops. I set it alight!

Third time I've done this! Ugh!

[Seraphim24]

I kind of want to have sex right now.

[Abraham_uk]

A Zelda game where you can play as Zelda that isn't made by Philips CDI! Finally!

[breakdown71289]

I just got a raise on Top Gear! Yipppeeee!

[Inprea]

Why is this thing glowing? This had better not be radioactive! I'm going to see the doctor and get a Geiger counter as soon as I club that idiot to death.

[Giant ambush beetle]

''Why is everyone thinking I have boobs? Those are part of my super toned abs! ''

[Abraham_uk]

I can't believe that troll made a bigoted comment!

I shall respond to this troll with COMPLETE UTTER RAGE!!!!!

[Giant ambush beetle]

''Haha, his head came apart like a melon!.''

[The Love Runner]

I'm DoodleGumball, ready to take the real Gumball's place!

[Abraham_uk]

Harry Hill: Which cartoon father is better? Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson? Well there is only one way to find out! FIGHT!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Ninjaed post in the spoiler...

Spoiler

That is an insensitive comment Mr Clarkson.

My father is a hero who saved many people's lives, and you have the nerve, the nerve to make fun of his oddly shaped head!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

[lady_v23]

time to spend my entire monthly salary.

[SmilesJA]

I'm Batgirl.