I don't like those shoes. Take them away and bring me a better looking pair.
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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#29802
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 04:29
Kaiser Arian XVII
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The vista ain't that good.
#29803
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 04:44
The Love Runner
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No, cousin, I will not help you with your Duck Dynasty!
- Kaiser Arian XVII aime ceci
#29805
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 05:02
Kaiser Arian XVII
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I've been guarding this crashed ship for 3 months. I should leave.
#29806
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 05:02
Colaman172
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Is my gun too flashy, or am I too self-conscience?
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Guest_Act of Velour_*
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 05:07
Guest_Act of Velour_*
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Hope this dog doesn't bite me.
#29809
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 05:40
SmilesJA
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I'm the best character ever Homer!
#29810
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 10:26
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Why the hell is this taking so long?!
#29811
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 10:39
Dermain
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Why am I not wearing any clothes?
#29812
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 11:32
themikefest
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What mayhem can I cause today? Hehehe
#29813
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 01:45
Abraham_uk
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Traynor: You know what Shepard?
Shepard: Hmm. What?
Traynor: There are way to many people looking at us.
#29814
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 01:50
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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*thinks to himself* Alright.. Just keep smiling.. maybe he wont notice how dead scared you are of him and that way not come over to you... keep smiling... 
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#29815
Guest_Danielle100_*
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:08
Guest_Danielle100_*
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I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts
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#29816
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:23
Abraham_uk
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Interviewer: You can't be Chloe Grace Moretz. You look completely different.
Chloe: That's because last time you saw me it was 2010 and I was 13. I'm 23 now.
Interviewer: Has it been 10 years.
Chloe: [Cracks a smile] Yes.
#29817
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:33
Inprea
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This isn't a smile you ass it's botulism poisoning.
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#29818
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:48
breakdown71289
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I like working out.....a lot.
#29819
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:52
Abraham_uk
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Dead Space's new Developer: Our previous developers were owned by EA.
Our current developer is owned by no one.
As a result the next Dead Space game will have and even darker look to hide the sub par graphics, especially the backgrounds [yuck!]
The only high resolution model will be the protagonist.
I wish we had a bigger budget now.
Gamer: Where is the alien? Where is it? Oh what is that noise? That is not a good noise! I see some pipes and a console. Should I activate that console? Maybe I shouldn't. Oh goodness! It's that noise! Oh no. No. This can't be. Okay buddy. Stay calm. I'll just go from this dimly lit room to that pitch black room over there. Surely no aliens are hiding here.
Where could that creature be? Oh goodness no! I've turned up the brightness and I still can't see a thing. AHHHH it's on me! I can barely see it but it's on me and it's too late. Game over.
Friend: You okay?
Gamer: The Dead Space reboot. It's really scary. From now on I am going to bed with the light on!
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#29820
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:57
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Are my teeth white enough honey? This interview I'm going to is really important to me.
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#29821
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 03:59
breakdown71289
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Why do I look so much like OWA?
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#29822
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 04:01
Abraham_uk
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Just take a deep breath.
Everything is okay.
There is no aliens round the corner.
See nothing.
Phew. I though I was an AHHHHHH! Oh. Just a cat.
Always with the cats.
Okay. Don't worry. About a thing cos every little thing is gonna be al rahhhhhh! Oh. It's a mirror with my reflection.
Phew. It's okay. There are no aliens on this space station.
Oh boy! What is that? Ahhhhhhh!
[The alien has spotted you!]
Spoiler
[GAME OVER!]
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#29824
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 05:46
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
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Alright! I'm ready! Let's move! Let's kill those fockers!!
#29825
Posté 05 octobre 2014 - 05:52
Abraham_uk
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Female Warrior: Umm.
This armour is somewhat lacking...
I hope I am not going into battle like this.
It's -5 degrees centigrade.
Gamer: Perfect. I'm kitted out. Now for weapons.
Pfft. Two fists. Sorted.
