Too much fabric darling, go back and recut it!
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
#29926
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 05:09
#29927
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 05:15
I finally achieved my dream of running running as fast as the Flash! Wait is that a wall?
#29928
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 05:20
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
I refuse to go on air tonight! That ****** Martha just stole my bf!!
- SmilesJA aime ceci
#29929
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 05:29
I am not a tease, its just gonna cost ya if you want a peek.
#29930
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 05:32
She sells seashells by the sea shore!
#29931
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 06:00
#29932
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 06:05
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Come here you little punk! I'll show ya what it means to steal my undies!!
#29933
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 06:13
If you want to see more, you will have to wait for next month's issue of Playboy to be released.
#29934
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:41
Chest? umm I mean, chess?
#29935
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:42
I wish you wouldn't grab them in front of the camera
#29936
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:49
People ask me what makes me a great Inquisitor?
Is it the fact I am a really good fighter?
Is it the fact I am a really good leader?
Is it the fact I am a really good negotiator?
Is it the fact I am a really good tactician?
All of the above is true, but what makes me a great Inquisitor is the fact I ask way too many questions.
#29937
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:53
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#29938
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:54
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
PLEASE, PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY! TAKE THEM, NOT ME! ![]()
#29939
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 10:59
#29940
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:02
#29941
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:23
Sorry Homer.
I thought you were a giant chicken!
#29942
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:34
I am Manbearpig!!!!
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#29943
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:40
Get that Man Bear Pig away from me!
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- SmilesJA aime ceci
#29944
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:43
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#29945
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:45
What do you mean PS4 is better than XBOX ONE?
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
#29946
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Posté 08 octobre 2014 - 11:47
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
I've seen some ****! ![]()
- Abraham_uk aime ceci
#29947
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 12:01
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Yea i like nachos, but i really love tacos
#29948
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 12:09
Max: Hey. Ellie. [Okay Max. Just stay cool. Just imagine you're talking to a dude. Nice and smooth without any umms].
Umm. I was umm wondering if, umm we could
hook up after umm, work. I umm. Just.
Damn it!
Ellie: Sure.
Max: Where umm would you like umm to meet up?
Ellie: There is this steak house my boyfriend and I go to. The three of us plus two others could all come together.
Max: Oh. ![]()
Ellie: What's wrong?
Max: I've changed my mind. I'm gonna, oh boy... ![]()
#29949
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 12:55
Please put me out of my misery.
#29950
Posté 09 octobre 2014 - 01:03
Gladly.





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