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[Deathangel008]

nothing is faster than me.

[Abraham_uk]

What do you call a person who has fallen, been shot, stabbed, thrown into a fire, almost drowned and repeatedly beaten? Then goes on a rampage killing every gun wielding baddy insight and pilfering ancient artifacts along the way.

 

If you answered Lara Croft, close but no cigar. Nathan Drake is the correct answer.

[N0rke]

This is the part where I murder you.

[Vroom Vroom]

I could use more meat on these bones. 

[guitarmouse]

use to only worry about Godzilla, now this giant kid.

[AresKeith]

Now is not the time for grabby hands Ariel 

[RobRam10]

Now is not the time for grabby hands Ariel

I look great.

[Abraham_uk]

Hey Youtube.

Hi. My name is RobRam and I'm a blood mage!

 

Today I'd like to clarify a few misconceptions about blood magic.

 

1. Do you sacrifice other people's blood? No
2. Do you go around killing every creature you see? No
3. Do you go around blowing stuff up? No
4. Do you use mind control? No.
5. Do you go around squirting your blood at every passer by? No
6. Do you bite people? Really. I think you're confusing blood mages with vampires.

 

Okay guys. I use my own blood for blood magic.

I use it to help plants grow, blood transfusions and help objects levitate.

I am one of 50 million blood mages world wide that uses their abilities in medicine, engineering, farming, teaching and many more professions.

 

So whenever some ignorant person says something like "do you engage in necromancy?" it makes me angry.

 

Seriously Youtube. Do you honestly look like someone who would abuse his magic?

 

 

Thank you for watching this video and please subscribe for more awesome videos.

BLOOD FURY FOREVER!

[Drone223]

Who ever looks at this won't be able to unsee it.

[Deathangel008]

it´s sooo boring here... i wish someone would do something very stupid so i can shoot him...

[Balbock]

No, I not stalking you...

 

*prepares for a jump

[Abraham_uk]

First you bring out your mini turret for distraction.

Then you weaken the foes defenses with cryo blast.

Then finish off with an incineration tech for a cryo explosion.

As for shields and barriers Arc Pistol with disruptor ammo. 

 

Let's look at my fellow Quarian engineer.

Tactical scan, incinerate and arc grenades!

Boshtet! Why does he get the better tech?

 

Ninjaed comment in spoiler.

Spoiler

Nope. Still loading my signature.

Ugh! Hurry up!

 

Well at least the loading screen is pretty.

I'm loving that gorgeous eye.

[Drone223]

Not sure if real or photoshopped.

[FraQ]

I dunno what that is...

 

but I betcha $20 I could kill it!

[Abraham_uk]

Spoiler from Chrono Trigger

 

Spoiler

 

Frog: Chrono. Why are we travelling with that creepy guy with a scythe?

This has "bad idea" written all over it.

You're going to travel back and forth through time, with a megalomaniac wizard!

Chrono! Talk to me! Seriously! This is a bad idea!

 

Marle: He is a powerful wizard who has mastery over the elements! We need him!

 

Frog: Did you just speak on Chrono's behalf?

 

Marle: Yes.

 

Frog: Chrono! What do you have to say about this?

 

Marle: [Trying to put on a manly voice] Yes! I think it's a fantastic idea. [Back to her normal voice]. See? Chrono our leader approves. Now let's kill Lavos!

 

 

 

FraQ: Abe. Seriously. Why is everyone on this forum according to you a script writer?

 

Abraham: Umm. Well... Let's put on a play! Come on! It will be fun!

 

FraQ: Okay. You are aware that normal people don't think in scripts? Right?

 

Abraham: Funny you should say that, because you're in one!

[Drone223]

This is me drawn in MS paint.

[Abraham_uk]

That was my dress! You tore my dress!

This is supposed to be a waltz!

It's all about control, finesse, footwork and technique!

It is not about ripping apart really expensive dresses!

[Beerfish]

Honey Badger don't care......wait....I'm a Wolverine.

[Abraham_uk]

I literally clipped into a rock.

I clipped into a rock and now I'm stuck!

 

Damn it Bethesda!

Why did you have to develop the universe?

Couldn't you have just allowed the all knowing, all powerful creator to handle this one?

[AutumnWitch]

I've REALLY got to stop drinking so many fizzy drinks.

[Abraham_uk]

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I'm always having sexy thoughts!

Doctor: I'm a GP not a therapist!

Patient: Oh. Well, I'll go back to my sexy thoughts then.

 

[Some time later]

 

Patient: Therapist, therapist. I'm always having sexy thoughts!

Therapist: That's not a problem. I always have scary thoughts so count yourself lucky.

 

 

 

Therapist: Please don't hurt me! No! NOOOOOOO!

 

Patient: Thanks for the advice!

[themikefest]

Do you think I have a chance to replace the Joker with this big, happy smile?

[SmilesJA]

Hey! Let's have a threesome!