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[themikefest]

I am your substitute teacher for today.

[Abraham_uk]

Traynor: Hey Shepard.

This party is lacking something.

 

Shepard: Krogan.

 

Traynor: We have two Krogan and three if you count Mr Vega.

 

Shepard: Asari?

 

Traynor: Okay. This party is not lacking in the racial diversity department.

 

Shepard: Umm. Do say.

 

Traynor: Booze.

 

Javik: The booze in this cycle is very weak. I have drunk every drop and yet I feel no different. [Javik staggers around and then pukes].

 

Traynor: Well I guess that solves that mystery.

[smoke and mirrors]

Praise the lord

[breakdown71289]

"The power of the sun.....in the palm of my hand."

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

FLYING WATER JUTSU!

[Abraham_uk]

Kaiserian: I shall play majestically for my nation!

For Ebraluska. No one knows what Embraluska is!

 

Well let me show you what we're really good at.

Awesome cultural outfits and a dancing martial art that involves bow and arrows.

Don't worry. I won't accidently shoot any of the audience. I have been doing this all my life.

 

[Kaiserian dances whilst shooting arrows in mid air pirouettes hitting bullseyes from several metres away. Kaiserian manages 30 seemingly impossible bullseyes in time with the music whilst dancing wildly].

 

No. I am not showing of how good I am at dancing.

I am merely sharing a cultural dance with you.

What do you mean Britain has health and safety regulations?

I didn't hurt anyone, so surely I didn't break your precious health and safety regulations!

 

Instead of being honoured to see a traditional dance, they say I'm putting lives at risk. That's gratitude for you.

[themikefest]

Just doing my neck exercisies

[Abraham_uk]

Shepard: Tom? Why are you so exited?

 

Tom: Oh, I had the best experience ever. I was on an area of the Citadel you've never heard of and some ghost thing gave me some wacky choices. Then the colours and slide shows just blew my mind.

 

Traynor: I want what he's having.

 

Shepard: Me too.

 

 

[2 hours later]

 

Shepard: Worst trip ever!

 

Traynor: Agreed!

[Drone223]

Wake me up in 5 minutes.

[The Love Runner]

SOLAR FLARE!!

[Vroom Vroom]

That time slot belongs to me! 

[Colaman172]

It seems the breaks are out

[The Love Runner]

I will beat Phillip J. Fry's coffee consumption record!

[Really Sad Panther]

No, I'm sure this is how you do the Heimlich.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Before joining tell me how many times have you used "Finger of Death" spell?

[Drone223]

Want an arrow in the knee?

[Abraham_uk]

Arrow in the knee? Pfft.

What about a nuke to the everything!?

[themikefest]

See? I did shave under my chin.

[guitarmouse]

Yep, she is all Mine

[Abraham_uk]

Aurora: Boo!

Belle: Hey, hey. Stop fooling around.

[guitarmouse]

almost there

[Eternal Phoenix]

"Join in on this threesome with us Shrek!"

 

Don't mind if I do! THIS IS MAH SWAMP!

[Abraham_uk]

The Shrek films are good.

But not amazing.

 

They're lacking sunglasses and a spliff.

That's better!

[Soft Lily]

damn hang-nail

[guitarmouse]

now you know why I am called 'Wonder'