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[SmilesJA]

I'm Batman therefore I'm better than you. 

[Abraham_uk]

When I'm frightened I sing a happy tune in my head.

 

 

"Because I'm happy, clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth!"

[Regular Wise Guy]

And I was just about to do my own self-depreciating fun-filled version that said something like this:

 

"Hello! Mcfly? Isn't is OBVIOUS what I'm thinking!? Can you NOT see this giant bat clued to my chest and the fact that I'm wearing my underooes on the OUTSIDE!?"

 

(If you can't laugh at yourself, you really have no sense of humor! )

 

Now, on to my amiga SmilesJA:

 

"Hold on.. Hold on... wait.. Oh.. oh HELL NO that b***ch is NOT wearing the same dress I am to THIS EVENT!"

[Abraham_uk]

So my wife thinks she can best me in a fight.

Well I saw her in ALIAS. Shes a really good fighter,

 

BUT I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!

 

 

[breakdown71289]

Want to take a peek?

[Jalil]

"I don't even.."

[breakdown71289]

Come closer mortal.....

[breakdown71289]

Ready for our date babe?

[Drone223]

Another day killing necromorphs.

[Abraham_uk]

I keep Isaac Clarke busy.

 

I use my awesome juggernaut magic to create necromorphs.

He'll have no trouble killing 10,000 necromorphs, but 20 million? I think not.

[Regular Wise Guy]

....the thoughts of rage....

 

"If I have to listen to one more sycophant screaming "I LOVE MY ZOMBIE".... I WILL literally eat their brains.. if for no other reason than to remove their taint from the genepool"

 

- Awesome avatar Abraham! (and I say this with the utmost respect because I honestly, 100% truthfully cannot tell EXACTLY what I am looking at with your avatar pic!)

[Dominus]

Can't believe I'll be attached to Ben Affleck soon. ben plz stahp

[Regular Wise Guy]

....and with such powerful, furious eyes...

 

"Do I Look cute and cuddly to you?"... "Do I F'n look like I won't bite your head off and poop it out, just for the fun of it?"

 

-awesome Dominus!

[President of Boom]

To the nipple-suit!!!

[Regular Wise Guy]

..and suddenly the reality of what was witnessed sinks in...

 

"I cannot.. cannot unsee what I have now seen. The.. mass.. the, the..crack... All I can do now is shield my eyes from further harm, but I cannot erase the horror!... That "person" is asking WAY TOOOOOOOOOO much of the sun!"

 

- awesome President of Boom!

[breakdown71289]

Dammit Bruce, pick up your damn batarangs already!

[Regular Wise Guy]

...On Convergence....

 

"Oh.. you want a convergence? you want a glorious convergence huh? How about when I shove this plasma cutter so far up your ass your teeth glow.... Then we talk about how much you want a convergence!"

 

- pleasure as always Breakdown71289

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I'm a flying cat. I'M A FLYING CAT!

[Dermain]

You were bloody terrible. Never sing again!

[Regular Wise Guy]

...and as his grin pierced the smoke and carnage....

 

"oh, oh.. does it LOOK like I'm joking? seriously? does it look like I am in the mood for your "if I only had a brain" joke that you so cleverly pulled out of your ass? huh? huh?"

[AutumnWitch]

blue is the new black

[Regular Wise Guy]

 and the passion begins to build as....

 

"wow.. she really does taste like strawberries.. but I wonder if now is the best time to tell her about that fish smell? or that cold soar?"...

 

Oh I KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

 

Much wub to da Autumnwitch!

[Dermain]

Oh great, he's going to toss me at someone again...

 

The last time he did this I ended up embedded in Joker's left butt cheek...

[AutumnWitch]

Dammit! This isn't my Halloween mask!