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[Ferico21]

"Hey, smell my finger..."

[Abraham_uk]

OWA: What was that?

 

[Creepy noise in the background]

 

 

OWA: What?

 

[A hissing sound can be heard, combined with a slushy sound and quiet footsteps]

 

 

OWA: I swear if you try anything funny, I'll shoot you!

 

 

[The intruder shouts something incomprehensible. Then two shots are fired. Screen fades to darkness... Complete silence ensues].

[Balbock]

The Devil betrayed you while gambling for your life?

That was a bad trick so I give you some extra time.

To bluff Death is a iniquity because death is also named justice.
 

[Deathangel008]

there is nothing better than a cryo blast, followed by an incinerate tech and a claymore shot.

[Abraham_uk]

Pfft fancy tech? I have fancy skills!

[Deathangel008]

stop throwing stones at my house you stupid kiddo.

[Abraham_uk]

I had a simple choice.

 

Absorb the power of an ancient artifact that would have given me super powers or destroy it.

 

Well I would have chosen the former, but then Nathan Drake snached the artifact, we fought over it and then it fell into a lava pit.

 

Damn you Drake! Why must you rain on my Tomb Raiding parade?

Well. It's back to regular Lara Croft with no superpowers!

[Deathangel008]

no, the place besides me is not free. but of course you can try to sit down there...

[Abraham_uk]

I'm still angry at Nathan for dropping that precious artifact into the lava pit.

He calls himself a treasure hunter. Bah!

[Ferico21]

Spooky scary skeletons. 

[themikefest]

I'm in line to take Smokey the Bear's job

[Just My Moniker]

*Looks at person who entered the room unannounced* "You've got three seconds to stare and two seconds to get out before I put this gun to use"   

[Abraham_uk]

What's going on?

[Dermain]

Why isn't my Finger of Death spell working?

[n7stormreaver]

Let me show you how it's (casting Finger of Death*) really done. 

[The Love Runner]

Dude...those skittles you gave me are making me act funny, man...

[Regular Wise Guy]

....and the tradition lives on...

 

"For I am Inigo Montoya the 3rd.. You didn't kill my grandfather, and probably not my father. But.. you are not FABULOUS! I am fabulous.. for that, I shall kill you until you die. Prepare yourself.. and your hair.. Agghhh.. that hair! For that monstrosity ALONE you should prepare to die!"

[themikefest]

If I was to make this really shiny, would Catwoman want to go out with me?

[Colaman172]

I wonder when I can satisfy my craving!?

[The Love Runner]

This iced tea-lemonade combination is quite fascinating...

[Gravisanimi]

The paintings of me in your churches are wrong.

[Colaman172]

I don't think I want Gravi to be mine...