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[SmilesJA]

I would've been your daddy..... BUT I GOT SET ON FIRE!!!!!!

[Drone223]

This is the worst talent show ever.

[TheChosenOne]

See my fist? It's on fire... AND I'M ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS WITH IT,******!

[SmilesJA]

The force is my ally.

[Regular Wise Guy]

..... The plight of the awesome modern bad ass woman ....

 

" Alright, what the ever-loving F' is this? Am I really, REALLY the only woman interested in this stuff? What's with all the geek sausage everywhere? Its like.. am I the only really hot shark swimming in a sea of virgin guppies?"

[SmilesJA]

We can be heroes..... But we can't be Batman.

[N0rke]

If I don't win this award I'm going to smack a [censor].

[breakdown71289]

Yes, I like to live comfortably.....and prepared.

[The Love Runner]

I can make anything work due to my Third Law.

[Dominus]

Oh Hai Mark.

[ObserverStatus]

Do you even not an executioner bro?

[Abraham_uk]

Emily Blunt: Behind every great man, is a kickass woman who keeps yelling at him and a Groundhog Day time travel paradox for good measure! If I see you do another botched press up, I'll pick you up and slam you into the ground!

 

Tom Cruise: I don't know what is worse. Getting beaten and yelled at by my commanding officer or getting killed over and over again by aliens! Worst repeating day ever!

 

Director: I can think of worse! Two actors breaking the fourth wall to speak directly to the audience! WHY!?

 

Abraham: Because I'm meta!

[The Love Runner]

Pee-Wee Herman's face is art.

[SmilesJA]

My hair is beautiful.

[Abraham_uk]

Smiles' Thoughts:  Russell Brand has asked me to come on stage!

Great! It's never good when a comedian summons an audience member!

He's going to make fun of me!

 

Russell: Hello sweetheart. Don't mind me. [sticks out tongue like a rockstar]. I'm just a comedian! I don't bite. Maybe I do.

 

Smiles' Thoughts: Oh boy. This is going to be humiliating. [The audience ushers her to go on stage. She eventually does].

 

Russell: What do you do for a living?

 

Smiles Speaks: I work for Inland Revenue.

 

Russell: So you work for the establishment!

 

Smiles Speaks: Umm. Well yes.

 

Russell: As a tax collector. Don't you think the rich should be paying more and the poor should be paying less?

 

Smiles' Thoughts: I don't have any political views. I'm just doing my job. Please leave me alone! Okay now. Just pull yourself together and just say whatever the audience want to hear.

 

Smiles Speaks: I agree. Sadly I don't have any power.

 

Russell: How interesting. Do any of us folk every have the power? [Russell Brand tells the woman to get back in the crowd. He then gives the audience a lecture about how we all have the power].

 

Smiles' Thoughts: I thought this was a standup show, not a political rally.

[animedreamer]

Can you hear me NOW?!!!

[SmilesJA]

Oh no! My target is coming, I gotta hide this gun in my cleavage!

[Hyperglide]

Check out this white CIS privilege male.  Shame on him for looking at me wantingly.

[Abraham_uk]

I'm a banana!

 

[SmilesJA]

Kiss me I'm beautiful!

[The Love Runner]

No, I'm not gonna smile for the camera! I don't want to be in your film!